How to make an ass out of yourself

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  1. Rizion

    Rizion New Member

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    Well I'm sure everybody is always up for a good laugh, and I think I got a pretty good one for ya. One night I was hanging out with my roomate and a friend of ours and I kept trying to get our friend who is named, Skeet, to introduce me to this girl that she is friends with and I would like to get to know. Well aparently Skeet got fed up with me asking and just told me where her room was (this girl stays in the same dorm building as us) and said for me to just grow some balls and do it myself. Now in the past I've had some pretty bad first impressions, but my roomate kept egging me on saying that I lacked the testicular fortitude to do so. Being the manly man that I am, I was going to show them what I was made of. (Big mistake) So I waltz up to her floor and walk to the door. At this moment I was about to shit myself and just wanted to go back to my room and wallow in defeat. Alas I summmoned up enough courage to knock. (Mistake number 2) Well the door opened and I saw about 7 other people sitting in the living area, all giving me this "who the fuck are you" stare. I asked for her and everybody just kept staring until somebody finally told me that she was in her room. I went to take a step inside the door, but the stares got even harder so I just thanked them and walked off. When I got back to my room I told my roomate this and his response was :rofl:
     
  2. JohnDoe

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    own3d. Dude, why didnt anyone go up there with you? WTF. those pricks.
     
  3. Well at least you tried. Maybe it was a bad day or something. :dunno:
     
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    :werd:

    Next time take 15 people of your own and give the "who the fuck are you" stare right back at them :rofl:
     
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    Maybe she is a lesbian. Maybe that's why they were looking at you funny. :)
     
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    Hahaha, that actually made me laugh
     
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    I'd help you out if i was there man. :hs:
     
  9. BiffHenderson

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    That's rough.
     
  10. Rizion

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    Hey thanks for all of the positive support. You guys are alot better than my roomie.
     
  11. BiffHenderson

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    And "Skeet". :rofl:
     
  12. Rocky6535

    Rocky6535 Now, let me see you smile...

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    :werd: :rofl: Skeet's a jerk worthy of his name. A real friend would've helped a friend in need...
     
  13. Rizion

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    Well to make matters worse. I saw her today....with her b/f:sadwavey:
     
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    :crying: :hug:
     
  16. Rizion

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    In the end out of all of this drama I came out with a cool new best bud. Really that's all I can ask for at this stage in my life:bigok:
     
  17. chica&buddies

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    :ugh: two words: typical freshmen...
     
  18. Rizion

    Rizion New Member

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    wha?
     
  19. chica&buddies

    chica&buddies Active Member

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    you sound like a freshmen... :hs: tho i'm not sure... age?
     
  20. Rizion

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    20 in two weeks
     
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    :hs: still young... :o
     
  22. Mugwump

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    Next time get her phone number from Skeet instead.
     

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