How to make a successful rap song in 5 minutes:

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  1. Urinal Mint

    Urinal Mint bourbon afficionado

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    1. Talk about how much money you supposedly have
    2. Talk about all the hoes you have, and how you mistreat them
    3. Talk about how big your dick is
    4. Talk about all the cars you own
    5. Talk about the parties you throw
    6. Talk about shooting somebody for not respecting you
    7. Talk about how daddy didn't raise you and momma did the best she could
    8. Make mention of lots of money again
    9. Mention the money one last time
     
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    ///TRASH Hideously Erect

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    we are currently at the low point in the history of rap.
     
  3. whoismrskantz

    whoismrskantz Active Member

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    rap actually seems to be better then ever now i don't know why so many people dog on it, just don't listen to it
     
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    WS6Formula350 molestache amririte?

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    ///TRASH Hideously Erect

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    :ugh: What have you listened to in the past?
     
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    dem_bones I was saying boo-urns.

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    WS6Formula350 molestache amririte?

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    :rofl: They're practicing up on their mad flow
     
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    I got more green than a vegeterian buffet ... WHAT!!!!!!!!!1
     
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  11. Toy Turbo 2

    Toy Turbo 2 Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.

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    its not even that complicated.

    my girlfriend created the rap formula that only requires about 5 things that are in every mainstream rap song

    rap is not complicated enough to require as many things as you listed
     
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    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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    Oh...

    I thought that was how to make a post on OT :o
     
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    You forgot the most important thing outta that list of topics, which is dddrrruuugggsss. :bigthumb:

    And you could make a list for any kind of genre, on what's needed to make a hit in that fanbase. :)
     
  15. Urinal Mint

    Urinal Mint bourbon afficionado

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    1. mention Porsche
    2. mention Porsche again just in case
    3. make ego-inflated statement directed downward at others
    4. mention Land Rover
    5. mention Porsche one last time
    6. deflate others' egos once and for all with a coup de grace about their penny-stinker lifestyle

     
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    yo yo, i got 'bout fo' hunnid' big stacks the bank
    on top of that, i jus' boned 'bout 40 skanks
    and i got a PHD.. a Pretty Huge Dick
    got a supra that runs 12s on slicks
    smokin stix and throw parties err-day
    look at me wrong and i'll blow ya away
    daddy didnt raise me, momma did best she could
    so much cash, use it ta wipe my poopshute
    and maybe instead of dog food and firewood


    i think i covered all the steps
    fuck, give a record deal right now, i'm going platinum ... :cool:
     
  17. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    You forgot 2:
    Show all tha blang blang jewelry hanging off you.
    Wave wads of cash and guns at the camera.
     
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    Achmiel Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshi

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    Seriously Still hanging on to 2004 OT Supporter

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    90's rap > *.rap
     
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  23. VanHelsing

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    I think you meant bling bling??
    Blang is for the want to be's!
    You really need to listen to the real shiznit.
    Not that radio edited version that you are accustom to.
    :cool:
     
  24. VanHelsing

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    What make a hit Metal song?

    1. A loud screeching guitar that sounds like someone is killing a cat.
    2. Long hair that any super model would be jealous of.
    3. I lead singer that really doesn't sing but screams his lyrics.
    4. lyrics of despair and disillusionment
    5. Lots of noise candy!

    :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
     

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