how to kill an erection?

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  1. Hypno toad

    Hypno toad Guest

    what is the fastest way to kill an erection? i need to know this in case one pops up at the *wrong moment.

    wrong moments include
    morning wood (a roommate or family member walks in)
    about to give a hug
    standing front of a crowd (especially with slim pants)
     
  2. wack0

    wack0 New Member

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    just do the belt tuck
     
  3. Hypno toad

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    think happy thoughts not arousing ones.lol. punch it until it goes away.
     
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  4. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    i think about my ugly friend playing the tuba
     
  5. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
     
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    kiri New Member

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    porkins with his shirt off eating fried cheese
     
  7. Kreigore

    Kreigore New Member

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    I just crank one out fast. :mamoru:

    Uh, seriously - I just sit down for a second or two and relax.
     
  8. otherlank

    otherlank OT Supporter

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    haha what I was gonna post.
     
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    ledzep73 New Member

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    hold your breath and wait.
     
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    knock one out
     
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    kdizzle59 New Member

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    get some...it helps me
     
  12. demosnat

    demosnat New Member

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    Get a male chasity belt.
    those things are so fucking hot.
     
  13. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    hold your breath

    if its ever as issue where i dont want others to see, i tuck it into my waistband
     
  14. demosnat

    demosnat New Member

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    But yes, the belt thing should do, thats what boyfriend does.
     
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    red_fox New Member

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    honestly, I think about rotten tomatoes. helps me last longer, too
     
  16. Wear loose pants helps offset that problem.
     
  17. 9lbhammer

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    stress usually kills it for me, think about something that makes you worried like money, grades, whatever stresses you out
     
  18. Formula-95

    Formula-95 2:32 PM 5-13-09 Never Forget, Hamburglar OT Supporter

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    you promised you wouldn't tell anyone!!!
     
  19. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    Replace that with Janet Reno and I'm all set to not get an erection for a month :wtc:
     
  20. Hypno toad

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    so morning wood....
     
  21. Falconer

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    Morning wood when you REALLY have to pee is the worst.
     
  22. Gli

    Gli i can has fast duck?

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    Just lean forward and point it down :mamoru:
     
  23. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    if you wake up late for work no time to rub one out :wtc:

    Also... if you dont subside it with rubbing one out you can have unexpected company on commute ride.
     
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    ^ Back seat of the bus ftl (bumps..)
     
  25. illmaceyougood

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    I prefer sort of squating rather than leaning forward.
     

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