How to I get out of the friendzone

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  1. Madwolf

    Madwolf New Member

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    No details tonight, I'm being temporarily emo. :wtc:
     
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    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    in general, you don't

    but there are always exceptions to everything

    the extensive amounts of energy and effort it requires to get out of the friendzone with one girl could probably get you dates with 10 other girls
     
  3. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    have sex with her, but then it's prisonzone.
     
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    You tell her the next time you see her you hope it ends with a kiss.
     
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    show up at her house drunk and naked
     
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    Cut contact with her entirely for a period of at least 6 months so that you have time to get over her and move on. And then, introduce contact but don't continue acting the same damen way you acted before.
     
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    you don't. Unless you're a romantic comedy.
     
  10. Falconer

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  11. Falconer

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    Hey wait, that's not world 1-1 :squint:
     
  12. Falconer

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    [​IMG]

    lol note the number of coins in the second pic :mamoru:
     
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    You don't need that many coins, you could easily get out using:
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  15. Falconer

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    Well, it's not as funny, BUT since you referenced Mario 3 which is a :bowdown: game, it's still :bigthumb:

    But chicks would rather have the guy with the car and million dollars than the guy with raccoon ears and a tail :mamoru:
     
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    it's not impossible to get out of the friend zone. i hate ever advising anyone to play games, but with a lot of girls... all you have to do is start acting disinterested in them or even slightly annoyed with them. this will bug the crap out of her and she'll be dying to know what is wrong and will do whatever it takes to get you to be interested in her again. :sad2:

    but honestly, wouldn't you rather just be with someone who felt as strongly about you as you do about them? :dunno:
     
  17. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Except cut out the bold.
     
  18. outlaws

    outlaws C.R.E.A.M.

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    roflmao :rofl:
    this is awesome , yet so true
     
  19. jdm-cd5

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    never understood how men become "friendzoned"...you hang out with a chick 2-3 times TOPS and make a move. If she doesnt reciprocate then dont fucking talk to her again...it's your fault for hanging around her like some loser nice guy hoping she'll eventually pay you back for being so nice to her and fucking you
     
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    haargerman ayuh.

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    That mario pic :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    Not all guys know how to act in these situations.
     
  22. jdm-cd5

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    most men are losers
     
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    this thread surprisingly delivered :rofl:
     
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    http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/02/mario_explains_relationships_for_us-2/

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    You get out of the friendzone when the girl becomes desperate or suffers trauma and in a moment of weakness you swoop in.

    So realistically: never.

    It's much smarter to just man up and establish your interest early on so you can get rejected or move forward. It seems to me, people get "friendzoned" when they are uncertain or unclear in their intentions. If you are trying to get with a woman sexually, don't try and be her friend.
     
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    lol @ replies
     

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