How to go about shaving my ass?

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  1. The Dave

    The Dave Biodegradeable Member

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    From about waist down i'm a viking. I think I have all the equipment to it just no real idea how to go about it.

    Tips from other manly hairy men?
     
  2. Two toys

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    use an electric trimmer first to get it nice and low

    then use a mirror spread your cheeks and go to work with a nice mach 3 (or other multi blade razor).

    finish it off with some baby powder or gold bond.
     
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    if you want to remove body hair, wax!! i can't stress this enough. not only will you skip the spiky growing back stage, but the more you wax, the less hair grows back, so eventually you won't have to wax anymore at all.
     
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    I'm getting mine lasered off next year, I think. Cost about $550 for the full treatment.

    I would NEVER shave there, if you ever let it go more than a couple days you will have stubble in your ass. Imagine how fun that will be. However, an electric eyebrow-type trimmer (the kind that's impossible to cut yourself with) can get the hair very short, which is just as good.
     
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    I've shaved there.

    I won't ever do that again. Painful stubble FTMFL. :ugh:
     
  6. Falconer

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    There's that one essay online somewhere about the guy who shaved his ass. Apparently, when that hair is not there, all your sweat rolls down onto the bottom of your ass and into your underwear/boxers and is uncomfortable.
     
  7. guiltybystand3r

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    just say that you have hair in places for a reason and its not gonna be pretty once it starts growing back and thats not even considering all the hassle and problems that could arise just shaving in general. if you feel its really a problem get it laser removed, its not permanent, but lasts 2-3 years, maybe longer now and its worth the cost vs. hassle/regrowth of shaving
     
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    Laser removal is permanent, or it's supposed to be anyway. The place where I got a consult gives free additional treatments if the hair comes back. And sometimes there are a handful of hairs left over that have to be plucked occasionally or just ignored.
     
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    i agree with not shaving the assHOLE*** that part sucks it is itchy when you walk and makes your farts feel wierd its just not something pleasant at all.... but as far as shaving your asscheeks that is not a problem.
     
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    It's easy...lay in shower/tub and shave your ass from the "inside" out towards the butt cheeks...hairy ass = :ugh::hsr:
     
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    Oh, hell, that's easy. I do it with an electric trimmer though, because I hate stubble anywhere except my face. Leaves like a 1/16" of hair at most which is good enough for me.
     
  12. Falconer

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    Does it make wiping your ass more efficient?
     
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    reading this thread makes me feel uncomfortable
     
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    GlocksRock Glock > You

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    very much so :wiggle:
     
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    didn't read it all, but I let a chick shave my ass at a party once. Its nice the first day except the swamp ass thing but the second that shit starts growing back.... IT SUCKS. Dont do it, if people say waxing it is ok, then I'd try that. But if all else fails pay one of you'r girlfriends to shave it. ROFL
     
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    I shave my ass crack, and will continue to do so.

    Wiping is SO much more efficiant, whihc was the reason I tried it, I always seemed to end up with Cling-ons which I hated, now, no mo' Cling-ons.
     
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    x 10^6 more efficient.
     
  18. hamatoyoshi

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    go for the laser removal. While it is a bit more expensive at first it will steadily begin to pay for itself
     
  19. Japanophile

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    That also happened to me. But it's all nice and smooth since I started trimming my ass (with an electric hair trimmer).
     
  20. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    If you dont have the money for the laser

    then either wax or epilate. They both will suck the first time, but after that it gets a little easier. If you want to do it yourself, I suggest a good epilator (braun). It pulls the hairs out like waxing and you have more control than waxing....and the growth doesnt come back as stubble. Like I said, it can be uncomfortable the first time, but after that its really easy.

    Body hair ftl
     
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    jesus :eek3:
    and here i was thinking only fools would shave their assholes. im intrigued :o
     
  23. BradUF

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    yuck.
     
  24. RedVsBlue

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    Another reality apparently
    if you want to replace the hair with a nasty rash from the chemical burns on your ass. Plus, you are still going to get stubble when it grows back...
     

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