How to get wipeless shits?

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  1. HorseDick

    HorseDick Active Member

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    This has been pissing me off for awhile, I'll admit I've been eating too many raisins and broccoli so my shit is extremely soft but my asshole started bleeding earlier, so I thought it was time for a thread.

    How do you guys get your shit harder to get those super awesome clean wipeless shits? I miss the touch n go box shits, I haven't had one in awhile now. :wtc:
     
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    i get these often too,you end up wiping so much it bleeds..

    sometimes ill just hop in the shower after and get my pipe cleaner
     
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    aus-juiced New Member

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    Psyllium husk or similar in your brotein shake.
     
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    Fiber.
     
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    i would say be careful though because too much would make you blocked up like most of OT's arteries
     
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    The Great Deceiver 21st Century Schizoid Man

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    What you do is you get use that hose to clean your asshole after a muddy defecation, it shoots an array of straight lines of water about ¾ inch in diameter, and then one wipe to dry with zero stain on the TP. I can't believe Westerners refuse to use this
     
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    eat lots of fiber. i use metamucil. the first time was fucking amazing
     
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    that
     
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    Balddog eek3

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    that looks ghetto as fuck :rofl:
     
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    Balddog eek3

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    i just had a massive dump and it was a no wiper :bowdown:

    ive started takin Psyllium husk powder recently..coincidence? :noes:
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    I keep these in my washroom:

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    Use them afte wiping away the bulk, or any klingons.

    they clean your asshole like a champ... no chaffing either.
     
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    you bleed after wiping? what the fuck dude
     
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    My sister uses these to remove makeup so they're already in the bathroom. Quite convenient for liquor shits
     
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    you've never had mudbutt so bad your booty started bleeding due to the massive amounts of wiping required?

    metamucil + baby wipes = a happy booty
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    ya.

    i've gotten blood without wipping from pushing out a rat with a bit of radius. Especially if you're holding it in, and it's building up like the Yangtze Three Gorges Dam.

    (hasn't happened since i've started eeating enough fiber though)

    bustin' your O-ring sucks.
     
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    Fuck no that's disgusting. Always used baby wipes and whatnot.
     
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    you havent lived until you've wiped your ass and checked the TP only to find it bloody
     
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    lol i love these threads. maybe its because i get so much needed information :wtc:
     
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    :bowdown: The quality of my life dramatically increased when I switched to baby wipes
     
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    fucking gross. i've never had blood but before i discovered baby wipes there was a day here and there it was uncomfortable due to some bad sushi.
     
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    hmm. The past few dumps I've taken have been solid no wipers. It's all hit or miss though.
     
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    like everyone has said here. Supplement fiber. I used to take the powder stuff but now I take the pills. Every now and then though I still find myself wiping for 10 minutes till my asshole is raw :wtc:
     
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    Man I hate raw asshole. Sometimes it happens to me in the gym. I gotta take a shit, right? And so I do.. but man the gym's toilet paper feels like fucking sandpaper. So I wipe, bleed, then I'm fucked. Itches too much to do anything, especially cardio. So I form usually form a manpon after that. It will make the itching subside until I get home.
     
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