how to get smooth nuts

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  1. Mogu

    Mogu original gangster

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    i know the general consensus is cautious shaving + gold bond, but i must have extra wrinkly nads cuz that seems impossible for me, and i really dont want to have to do it every so often when the hair starts growing back. at this point my best bet seems like getting really drunk and waxing them but that sounds like a recipe for disaster. can you guys suggest anything i havent mentioned or give me some advice that might help me out? i have the same problem in the neighboring areas and i'd be happy to find a good way to take care of that too. what do you guys suggest? thanks in advance :x:
     
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    Megaman New Member

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    use that Nair shit... i dont know if it would irritate the skin tho
     
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    Use your girlfriends razor and break it?
     
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    Coco Monkey OT Supporter

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    im with ya bro on the nuts situation. there's no WAY i could bring a blade on that rough terrain. the best i do is beard trimmer just as close as i can get to my sack. not 100%, but what else can guys like us do? :dunno:
     
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    Ok totally off topic but for a minute there I thought i was reading another forum I frequent quite often (car audio if it matters)...and all I was thinking is man this guy is just asking for some smart-assed answers.

    I'm just out of it today.
     
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    Don't wax... :smack:
    With one hand, use two fingers to spread the skin tight. Take a razor to it. It's not that hard to do.
     
  8. Tornado6

    Tornado6 When the wind set down in funnel form and pulled y

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    My boyfriend says the trick is to pull on your sac 'like a duckbill' (his words.) Of course you've gotta knock down the forest with clippers before you even try with the razor, or it just won't work. He shaves. He tried my Nair once, and the only place it irritated was the "line" down the middle of his sac, but he hasn't done it since because the razor is just as easy.
     
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    yeah, waxing is a bad idea. wax everywhere else, but youll probably not be able to get the skin tight enough n your balls to avoid rippiping it off when you wax.

    might try nair for bikini or tweazers (if you arent that hairy)
     
  10. Mogu

    Mogu original gangster

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    fuck :rofl: i guess im going grizzly adams for a long time then. i could bring myself to just shave, thats not what bothers me...i just dont want it to become a regular maintenance type thing, which it definitely would

    i wonder if laser hair removal places will kick me out for mentioning my 'nads
     
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    Mogu original gangster

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    i dont know much about waxing. how long does it last?
     
  12. Improvolone

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    Don't Wax Your Balls
     
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    Hairspray and a lighter, just dont do it after a night of tacos.
     
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    It seems no e-yelling is allowed
     
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    Razor is easy. Just stetch it out
     
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    Eulogy The Great Below

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    do NOT use nair
     
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    +1. never had a problem
     
  18. willm1

    willm1 They say, shark in it for the moneys.

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    DONT USE NAIR!

    I made that mistake and I fucking paid for it. It made my nuts raw.
     
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    sally henson > *
     
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    nair ALWAYS works well 4 me.
     

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