how to get cutie's attention @ gym?

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  1. TheMarchHare

    TheMarchHare OT Supporter

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    without grunting like a caveman while lifting, cause that's not the kind of attention i'd like. or is it just out of the question? people are there to just work out, nothing else?
     
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    phyphoestilic New Member

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    Thats what i figure most of the time, but there are always the ones who dress really skanky and just runs around the gym with a friend most of the time. Pretty sure those are there craving attention.
     
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    Most girls there don't want to be picked up (hence the popularity of girl-only gyms.) That said, they aren't going to complain if brad pitt showed up and said hello.
     
  4. evh

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    to be completely honest, the best approach for picking up girls at the gym is to go in being very casual and matter-of-fact. women are there, for the most part, to just work out. they don't really want to be bothered by men there. It's a little different if you have something to talk about, though. If you were on the cardio machine next to a hot bitch, and some breaking news came on the TV's... well then, there ya go.

    if you have balls and want to approach anyone, i'd say do this:
    "hey, you're doing that <exercise> wrong. you could really injure your body doing that."

    "oh. really? how am i supposed to do it?"
    (like 99% of girls will say this because most of them don't know how or what to work out, and want a man in shape to train them. trust me on that.)

    get a little touchy feely with them at this point... guide their arm or whatever and show them the "proper" way :mamoru:... while demonstrating, make some casual flirty (BUT NOT HITTING ON) chat...
    "i've never seen you here before... doesn't look like you go to the gym much."

    "OMG *flirty "hit" on the shoulder* DID YOU JUST CALL ME FATTT??"
    "what?? hahahah nooo, you are doing this <exercise> wrong, aren't you?"

    "ohhh hahahaha lolz1!! yeahhhh"

    "well, like i said, doesn't look like you go to the gym much."
    if she starts qualifying herself to you, and saying "nooo but i do. i go on this day, this day, this day, and this day. i do cardio...... blah blah blah" then take that as a great sign that you're on the right track. she's interested.

    At this point, you should know what to do if you have any game whatsoever. You can ask her what her name is at this point, if SHE hasn't already asked you what yours is. If she has asked you what yours is, take that as a nice sign of interest.

    me personally, i'm so full of shit when i flirt with girls... i'm saying for example, if i asked what her name was and she said "jennifer", i'd probably say well i'm evh, nice to meet you... it's actually funny your name is jennifer because my ex gf is named jennifer and when i'd go to the gym with her, she'd wear these *point to an article of clothing of hers, make sure u make physical contact* same exact hysterical wife-beaters.

    "why is it hysterical?"
    because you're a skinny little thing *look girl up and down whilst her watching you do this. very confident and self-secure*, and you're wearing a muscle shirt :rofl:

    i think you get the idea. by the way, you have to have skills in how to control your body language, keep your cool, stay confident, and act normal.

    i've picked up the girls at the front desks before. gotten a couple numbers. the trick with them is to be cocky and funny, while not taking yourself too seriously (if you are jacked and have a nice body). majority of the faggots that come up to the desk to hit on the girls are the ones that are extremely jacked up and think that they're god's gift to women because of it. remember, the girls see huge fucks all day long. the girls behind the desk like the change up of an actually charming guy that's "manly" and not a wussy, and has the balls and confidence to talk to them and be cocky+funny at the same time.
     
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    did you seriously just write all that shit?
     
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    LBFilmGuy LOL why u mad tho?

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    :roflw:

    Funny stuff though
     
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    one of those 2lb dumbells across the back of her neck
     
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    What the holy fuck. :ugh: :mamoru:
     
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    all you have to do is where loose gym shorts and then pop a giant boner so it kinda sticks out and everyone in the gym knows you obviously have a boner. then just go up to the girl and start to poke her in the leg with it. 60 percent of the time it works everytime.
     
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    Please don't hit on guys in the gym. That's not what we're there for.
     
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    dude.......................:ugh:
     
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    fuck, guys remember evh is still 17 so


    :rofl:
     
  16. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    hit her in the head with a barbell and drag her out caveman style
     
  17. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    If you did steroids you wouldn't have to do all that shit and in turn wouldn't have to type all that fuckin shit out on an internet forum.
     
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    "hey girl you must be black because you just stole my heart"
    works everytime
     
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    awww poor kid now i feel bad for him. :mamoru: cute lil guy
     
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    Just bend down in front of them with ur ass facing their face.
     
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    this is the best part....i cant believe hes not kidding



     
  22. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    Brilliant. :bowrofl:
     
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    Muscle shirt ftw
     
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    lmfbo
     
  25. TheMarchHare

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    plan b

    unfortunately, the most attractive women in the gym to me are the ones that are actually working out properly and have built their bodies to a degree :drool: so i usually don't fuck with that...
     
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