How to get a sport bike...

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  1. dank

    dank fuck yeah

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    [with no money? i can afford the insurance but thats about it]

    i need one bad :sadwavey:
     
  2. Stylerod

    Stylerod 150mph in a swimsuit :eek3:

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    150MPH in a Swimsuit :eek3:!
    Ask mom and dad :dunno:
     
  3. Mugatu

    Mugatu Ask me about market research. OT Supporter

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    steal one
     
  4. Movendi

    Movendi Techno-süchtige

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    test drive and drive the fucker to a remote place that cannot be traced back to you or your friends.
     
  5. Pro Street

    Pro Street New Member

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    get money
    buy sportbike
    ???
    PROFIT
     
  6. dank

    dank fuck yeah

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    my dad would probably punch me in the face :hs:

    lets just say i owe them a few dollars, but they wouldnt do it anyway.
     
  7. dank

    dank fuck yeah

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    let me revise that

    get money
    buy sportbike
    have fun
    die
     
  8. Pro Street

    Pro Street New Member

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    better you don't get one if you are scared.

    You'll have a better chance of dying some other way than on a sportbike, if you ride responsibly.
     
  9. Mugatu

    Mugatu Ask me about market research. OT Supporter

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    :nono:

    1. collect underpants
    2.
    3. profit
    4. purchase sportbike
     
  10. dank

    dank fuck yeah

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    Pro Street New Member

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    nobody ever NEEDS a sportbike. You want one.

    do what most people do. Save what money you make.
     
  12. Veritas

    Veritas Dallas > most

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    Screwdriver the ignition and break the wheel lock. Learn to ride first. :squint:
     
  13. Mugatu

    Mugatu Ask me about market research. OT Supporter

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    he is doing what most people do - complaining ;)
     
  14. Short Bus

    Short Bus Beep beep!

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    Buy mine.
     
  15. dank

    dank fuck yeah

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    i NEED one, my body aches for it...

    my buddy let me ride his 4 years ago. i havent been able to stop thinking about it since.
     
  16. dank

    dank fuck yeah

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    i'll take it.

    post pics and price.


    the price better = $0
     
  17. Evil_Jeanyus

    Evil_Jeanyus That's it Ellen, cup the balls.

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    i want one too, but i have to wait till i move out.
     
  18. Pro Street

    Pro Street New Member

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    selling the RC51?
     
  19. SaintGRW

    SaintGRW OT Supporter

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    1. scrape together enough money to buy a ford fiesta or something, call a tow truck company to tow it to your house, get insurance on the car, tell them not to start it. then change some things, let them start it and let it catch on fire.

    2. profit.
     
  20. Pro Street

    Pro Street New Member

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    :eek3: :eek3: :eek3:


    I got a story for you
     
  21. anjego

    anjego Invading your economy!

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    sell your car first
     
  22. SaintGRW

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    do tell.
     
  23. Pro Street

    Pro Street New Member

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    I bought a Ford Fiesta back in 1998. Drove it all over the country.

    One winter it wouldn't start, and I had it towed to a friend's house. we were rebuilding the carb, and it was off the engine. The fuel line we left just hanging there.

    I was at work, and my friend called and said I had to move the car back to my place. So I called a towing company to move it. I told them they had to winch it up because the engine was half apart, they said ok.

    I got a call about an hour later, the fucking moron tow truck driver tried to start it to get it on the rollback, and the fucker caught the engine on fire.

    So I get to the tow lot (it was kept there) and the entire front clip is covered in soot and the white extinguisher powder.

    I fought for 3 months with the company to have their insurance pay for it. I got $1400 for the car, and had only paid $800 for the car a year before :hs:
     
  24. SaintGRW

    SaintGRW OT Supporter

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    :bigthumb:
     
  25. Short Bus

    Short Bus Beep beep!

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    Yes. :hs:
     

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