I have a real love for the English language. Namely the curse words. And while its fun to let one of those delicious words slip over my tongue, perfectly expressing how I feel at that moment, its also not very ladylike and makes me sound like a "gutter snipe". It was suggested that perhaps I put a nice piece of soap into my mouth and suck on it when the words slipped out. (Both in typing and speaking) And so, I tried it one night for the first time while out with friends drinking. I did well at first, no curses. But with each Vodka Tonic/Cranberry Vodka I consumed..my tongue became looser. Soon, the first "f*ck" came out. And as soon as I'd said it, I slapped my hand over my mouth, as if that would somehow make the word gone. Without a word, I reached into my purse, pulled out a pre-cut cube of Irish Spring soap and discreetly popped it into my mouth. And OH!! What a taste! The more it melted over my tongue, it burned the back of my throat and made my eyes water. My mouth filled with drool and i was forced to swallow it down to continue talking, giving the appearance that nothing was wrong. (How does one explain this to friends?) And when it finally dissolved, the knot in my stomach and the horrible, acrid taste in my mouth served as a firm reminder. I suggest this HIGHLY as a cure for a foul mouthed partner/submissive/slave. I've no doubt the lesson will be learned quite quickly and with little relapse. The smell of soap alone makes my stomach twist and my mouth purse in memory and repulsion. And I suppose its a bit of sadistic fun for the other person watching, ears sharply listening for the next infraction..both pleased and disapointed when she eventually is "cured" for good.