how much i suck, im totally clueless!

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  1. quamen

    quamen New Member

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    Well i have to write this up, even though it is embarrassig. I was at a Walmart later this evening picking up a couple items before I headed home. Im looking around in the hardware section, and a woman about 23 or so, is with her friend and their looking at picture hanging stuff. Im just in the aisle across the way, and then i notice this girl is starting to approach me. I would say she was a 7-8 of 10, and she asks me if I work there. Right there i should have realized she knows i dont work her, is just trying to make convo. I didnt till later, I mean how could anyone miss a walmart associate who is always dressed in those vests and what not.

    I tell her I dont, and she asks me to help her and her roomate to get the right stuff to mount this heavy picture. I do and explain to her how to do it, and she says "why dont you come over to our new apartment and help us". I really dont remember even what i said, i was pretty shocked. I then helped her out some more, and she then proceeded to leave and got really close to me and looked me right in the eye and said "thanks" while touching my arm.

    My reply was something like "no problem". Im an ass and a complete idiot. This is the first time something this blatent has happened to me and I let it slide. I suck and i realized later, she didnt want my help as much as she wanted to get to know me, at least I hope. I suck, and yeah i suck.
     
  2. purplebeast

    purplebeast The depths of hell and endless torture await all h

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    Damn bro. Thats how porn movies start.
     
  3. keleko

    keleko yes, he is

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    :uh: applies here
     
  4. z31maniac

    z31maniac *insert witty remark*

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  5. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    :rofl: damn, bro. The only way she could've been any more obvious would have been to reach down and pull out your dick to start sucking it. Looks like you really blew it this time. :mamoru:

    Even the most shy, oblivious fucker on the planet wouldn't have missed that shit.
     
  6. quamen

    quamen New Member

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    yes i did, i know i suck. I guess i was pretty shocked and really never put in this situation before, that i missed it at first. Pretty much lke after she was gone, i was like holy shit im a fuck up
     
  7. Bruticus

    Bruticus half dead OT Supporter

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    Holy crap you must have been damn shocked not to realise that LOL.
     
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    lol, nice man, hind sight is 20/20
     
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    Chicago Unleash The Dragon - Sexy Rexy For President

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    your thread made me pop a boner, and lose it by the time i finished reading it.
     
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    chica&buddies Active Member

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    :eek3: :rofl:
     
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    She fucking invited you over
     
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    What did you say when she invited you over?
     
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  14. quamen

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    i was trying to recall today, what i said but still wasnt sure. I think i said something like "sure" and walked away after i finished helping her. This never happened to be before,and then it does and i blow it. Worst part of it is, that she wasnt just some average girl ,she was above average in looks at least. Nice green eyes,a nice banging body and ass, and face as well . Chances of me running into her again<winning the lotto, chances of me running into her again, and her not thinking im gay<win the lotto.
     
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    Kieffer87 Orly OT Supporter

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    That sucks, Must of really caught you off guard!
     
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    Beercan Aluminum Member

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    Too bad dude, her and her roommate were going to take advantage of you :naughty:
     
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    durrrr i need my helmet :weak:
     
  18. eighteen_psi

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    I blew it almost that bad the other night...I was out having some dinner with my parents at a nice place, catching up on stuff. When we finished up, I got in my car at a parking garage and drove out (a buck for like 2 hours..awesome). There was a nice looking girl running the booth. She starts off talking to me and compliments me on my car....then mentions she's working late and asks if i know a place that's open at 12:00 or later. I answer, she thanks me and says she likes her job because she gets to meet cool people :rly:

    So I said something stupid and left. :greddy:

    But I know where I can strike up a conversation again so I'll be back there this weekend.
     
  19. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    lol
     
  20. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    I dunno.... that's a less blatent offense. What do you drive? If it's a nicer/expensive car, it could be she is a gold digger. I'd say that made for a nice test.
     
  21. croman

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    kill yourself now..
     
  22. Zidane

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    /killyourself FTW
     
  23. eighteen_psi

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    I wasn't saying it was as bad as the OP's...just pointing out we all do shit like this. Just caught me off guard and I didn't even realize what'd happened until I was home an hour late... :ugh:

    Anyway, I drive a 2004 corolla...clean, nice rims (see show off) but it's not anything spectacular. I do get compliments on it regularly but not from teh wimmins.
     
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    veonake OnT poster, OT lurker

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    Damn, that was a hot, yet very depressing, story. I bet you'll never fuck that up again.
     
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