This is not a joke thread. I am actually taking a survey. Lately I poop alot. I wake up and end up pooping 3 times before I leave the house. Doctor has me on a fiber supplement after my colon got irritated by amoebic dysentary. And I'm wondering what the normal rate is. This is the nutrition forum, which is tied to pooping. So all you bulkers and protein gobblers: how many movements a day?