how many calories would you estimate an average sex session burns?

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  1. BimmerJustin

    BimmerJustin Why would you deny yourself something you want?

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    Lets say 15-20 minutes, mostly hard/fast pumping
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    Factoring in the anticipation, followed by the disappointment which probably occurs within 3 minutes, I'd say about 10 calories
     
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    BimmerJustin Why would you deny yourself something you want?

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    lets pretend its your girlfriend you're fucking, and there is no anticipation.
     
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    So just straight to the disapointment? 5 calories
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    :rofl:
     
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    Stewie: I'm sorry, thats never happened to me before

    Chick: What... the 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying?
     
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    OMG this is the funniest F&N thread....never have so little posts made me laugh so much
     
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    KIDRR Duck dog>* OT Supporter

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    15-20mins about 150-200Cals in missionary...maybe less when you're hitting it from behind.
     
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    has to be atleast 100, i can run a marathon and sex makes me sweat
     
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    shut up thats his sweat dripping on you :slap:
     
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    fitday claims 12 calories for 15-20min of pretty hard fucking
     
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    as many as it costs to fuck a stripper.
     
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    10 calories a minute
     
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    that's bs
     
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    Don't you burn like a calorie a minute just by living?
     
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    That's like over 1400 calories a day. Fuck, that means I'm cutting
     
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    lilox Live fast, Die old

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    it depends, how many guys are you doing? and do you swallow?
     
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