How many calories are burnt whist boning

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  1. hsmith

    hsmith OT Supporter

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    Aight, so someone wants me to add this to the website, but i fucking can't find the calories burned anywere.

    well, that is a lie, i found them on one site. but it said you burned ~1.0-~2.0 calories a minute while laying pipe.

    that seems a bit fucking low. jesus i sweat like a white boy walking through harlem at 4am
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    If you google "burned calories during sex"

    you'll find some funny crap....

    Instertion Rear of a Honda Civic
    38 calories
     
  3. hsmith

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    yeah i had to sift through the 1000 gay jokes about calories burned while fucking
     
  4. hsmith

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    Ceaze has an article somewhere :x:
     
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    fuck, I thought I was burning more than 2 calories all this time
     
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    what is half of nothing?
     
  7. el es dee

    el es dee ...through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain.

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    Sexual activity, Active, vigorous effort 43
    Sexual activity, General, moderate effort 26
    Sexual activity, Passive, light effort, kissing, hugging 0
     
  8. life

    life pure sex

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    :ugh2:What, are they assuming that you are dead?
     
  9. Oscar

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    43 an hour sounds low. I dunno about you guys, but the chicks I hook up with all want to be fucked as hard and fast as you possibly can. After slamming away for even 10 mins or so, I'll be fuckin exhausted and have to slow it down some. it's kinda like HIIT actually
     
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    It also lists driving a car as burning more per hour.:ugh2:
     
  11. el es dee

    el es dee ...through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain.

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    :rofl:
     
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    what the shit :ugh: :rofl:
     
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    i think its like 3 per thrust so about 1.5 per coitus for you pal.
     
  14. hsmith

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    that is a fucking crock of shit

    i mean, if you are laying there like a fucking starfish, sure.

    but if you are banging the hell out of a bitch, wtf how
     
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    Huge Evil Robot Must not sleep, must warn others

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    maybe a woman wrote it :dunno:
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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  18. Oscar

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    how about fast but not hard?
     
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    Well shit how many calories can you possibly burn in 2 minutes?
     
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    So the larger the mass, the less force there is? :noes:

    The universe! It's backwards!!
     
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