MMA How long is too long for your balls to hurt?

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  1. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    My nut's took a shin right on their chin on tuesday morning. It didnt drop me, and i have gotten kicked in the nuts way harder, but for the past 3 days they have been aching like crazy. walking hurts, moving them hurts, washign them in the shower hurts.

    there is no discoloration, no swelling, and no hard lumps. When should i suck it up and let another man look at my balls?
     
  2. Titus

    Titus New Member

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    that happened to me a few years ago, it hurt like crazy for a few days but i just waited it out and i was fine. it takes a lot to get me to the doc.
     
  3. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I got hit twice playing goalie, one right after the other and experienced something similar to that. Went away after about 4-5 days.
     
  4. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    yeah, it was weird, the day and the day after i got cracked my nards were fine. Two days after the initial kick to the berries I got a push kick to the groin, and then a low body blow to the groin. Both just barely slipped down to my cup, but still were not very comfortable. I guess maybe it was the repeated blows.
     
  5. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    Yeah that doesn't sound pleasant either. I still remember the pain like it was yesterday and it happened like 5 years ago lol.I threw off my mask and gloves and said "fuck this I'm not playing anymore" . :rofl:
     
  6. GreatDeceiver

    GreatDeceiver OT Supporter

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    Sounds like alot of ball-abuse. I recommend getting your gf to give you an Icy-Hot nut massage. The spectrum of scrotal sensations will take your mind off the pain till it wanes.
     
  7. RMarks

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    I thought you weren't supposed to use Icy-Hot on your ball bag
     
  8. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    I read the title as how long is too long before your balls start to touch :o
     
  9. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I clicked expecting a vag related injury.
     
  10. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    i put icy hot on the inside of my thighs one night after a really hard workout.... ....jesus christ that was the worst burning i have ever felt. I've had second degree burns all over my back before, still didnt compare to icy hot on my coin purse.
     
  11. Titus

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    ouch. don't ever nair your balls either, even for a stupid bet. it will be one of the worst decisions of your life for a few days.
     
  12. CyberEye

    CyberEye Oh god, the voices

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    Wait wait wait. You WASH your balls?
    Fuck that shit mang.
    This MMA shit is like jungle warfare, need any advantage we can get!
    So if that means not washing my balls for 3 months, so when I've got some dude in north/south, and taps because of the stench, so be it.
     
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    You're getting old
     
  14. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    sad but true.
     
  15. Kuet

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    you got NOTHING on my getting teep kicked by a 250 lb guy -hard. The whole world was bruised for 2 weeks. Like black bruised. It was bad. Chicky was like WTF ??!!!
     
  16. GreatDeceiver

    GreatDeceiver OT Supporter

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    Shit yeah man, I thought it was pretty common man-knowledge not to put that stuff down there. I guess I should be careful joking around about it, some poor guy might actually take me seriously and try it.
     
  17. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    This happened to me not to long ago, not from a strike to the testes. It seems that I just wasn't taking care of my ummmm self as often as I needed to.

    "Do some work" on yourself, you might feel better.
     
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    :eek4: you could bring yourself to crank one out after getting kicked in the balls?

    i'd say if it's not swollen or there's nothing noticeably wrong besides some pain...take some ibuprofin and see how it feels in a few days
     
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    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    can't, getting surgery on thursday and doc said no drinking or blood thinners the week prior :wtc:

    pain has gone away substantially which tells me its nothing major. thank god.
     
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    wait, your getting surgery on them boys now? :eek3:
     
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    I concur with this post.
    I would say rest, ice, compression, and elevation, but I don't want to recommend you stretching your bag above your heart.
    Ow.
     
  22. ilduce

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    I go in again in a week, what are you having done?
     
  23. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    re-read my post! I did NOT get struck in the nuts, my balls just hurt.

    You no read good.
     
  24. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    :rofl:

    no, unrelated surgury.... ....I really am getting old.


    actually, getting the Cro Cop surgery. And no, I am, not having my heart removed. Just getting my nose smashed and then put back together so I can breath. Havent been able to breath through my nose my entire life.
     
  25. ilduce

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    No heart remove no care
     

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