How does one answer this..

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  1. danewreed

    danewreed OT Supporter

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    I was asked yesterday, "what is it like to be a guy?"

    I was completely stumped and didn't respond. How should such a question be answered, by an alpha male?
     
  2. bandwagon

    bandwagon Copy/Paste

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    "How does a guy feel? Well, long, hard, smooth, ... forget that... want to find out? *grab her hand and pull it towards your crotch*"


    Always interpret everything as sexual. Make sure you are in deep rapport when you do this or you'll crash and burn. Perfect to transition into the seduction stage.
     
  3. danewreed

    danewreed OT Supporter

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    Nice tip.

    How's something to the effect of "its great, I always feel like improving myself and trying to reach different goals/conquests" go over for the majority of sane females?
     
  4. P7

    P7 You have something on your tongue, let me get that

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    "You have no idea the sexual frustration we go through. You know we have cocks, but you don't know what its like. We spent our entire adolescence trying to suppress the natural, random boners for fear of embarrassment at the wrong time. You know those girly magazines that say we think about sex once every 3 seconds? They're wrong. Usually its only when we see someone as fine as yourself. We completely play out a sexual scenario from the first words to us rolling over and going to sleep. takes about 20 seconds. Then, 3 seconds later we see someone else and it starts over. It's not like sex.........sex.........sex...... You know what the worst part is? (answer) We can't satisfy it because society labels girls who have the natural sex drive to satisfy the average man with that thought process a slut. They're afraid of being called a name, so they do this whole waiting and dating thing. It's terrible. Sometimes the boners last so long they hurt."

    Then do this: :naughty:
     
  5. danewreed

    danewreed OT Supporter

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    That's a lot to remember
     
  6. Placebo

    Placebo New Member

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    Personally I keep things sexual from the get go. Rapport takes care of itself.

    Do what works for you. Mystery Method should be a general outline if anything. Not a scripted methodology.
     
  7. danewreed

    danewreed OT Supporter

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    What's mystery method?
     
  8. R KriLLz

    R KriLLz Uncomfortable in my own skin.

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    It's like being a woman but more logical.
     
  9. Chip Chipperson

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

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  11. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    Sounds like an old one liner: "What you do call a woman who makes sense? A man." :bigthumb:
     
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    "In a scene chosen for the trailer, Melvin answers a female fan of his fiction who wonders how he comes to be so good at representing women by saying: “I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability.”

    -From "As good as it gets." :bowdown:
     
  13. R KriLLz

    R KriLLz Uncomfortable in my own skin.

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