MIL How do I become an F22 pilot??

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  1. pew pew pew

    pew pew pew OT Supporter

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    I just took the ASVAB, I got a cummulative score of 4. The recruiter told me if I could retake it and get a 6 that he could get me on a bus to TOPGUN school that same day (he said I would have to sign up for AFSC 2951b: [Guy that watches pooles pee into cups at MEPS], but it was just to get my fighter pilot paperwork to go through.

    I don't really want to fly the F-14 like Tom Cruise at TOPGUN. I really want to fly the F-22 jet. I think the F-22 has superior air to air combat capabilties and I think my abilities would be better utilized in the F-22.

    Im a freshman in HS, I have GPA of 1.4 overall but I decided not to take any math or science courses because I'm not good at them so it should help my grades this year. Im a 1st SGT in AFJROTC, my recruiter told me this was another pre-req. to getting into fighter school, plus I can wear all my JROTC ribbons at fighter school.
    What is the best way to skip straight ahead to the F-22? :dunno:
     
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    lolz. you wear your ribbons with pride and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise!
     
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    Durkastan New Member

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    Look at it this way, if you fail I'm sure the Navy seals or the rangers might have a opening :mamoru:
     
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    not a funny joke


    nice try though
     
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    Are you using reverse psychology in your username ??

    :dunno:
     
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    I joke about wearing my SROTC ribbons..:mamoru:
     
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    3.5 gpa bitches!
     
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    8/10
    jyokker's parody was better.
     
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    ^bastards told me best I could get into would be AWACS.
     
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    whitecouch spendin' our golden years in OT Supporter

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    lol the fact that f14s are navy and so it topgun makes it that much more classier... nice effort. i bet there are fags in highschool who think that shit
     
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    your first step you might want to worry about is

    1. turning 18 and being able to serve in the armed forces
    2. raising your GPA up and getting to college (it's kinda a must for continuing your ROTC adventure
    3. graduating college and working your way up (i'm almost positive a college degree is required to even consider you as a pilot of anything)

    but what do i know...i just enlisted as Munitions Systems who only gets to put the bombs on the planes...not actually shoot them
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    douche alert
     
  16. pew pew pew

    pew pew pew OT Supporter

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    :nono:
     
  17. HatShapedHat

    HatShapedHat Active Member

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    talk to finalboss about that one....i had a nice account here for a little while...then went to sea for a job for 3 months....i come home...my name is changed to "polar diet soda 1" ....needless to say a re-registration was in order:wtc:
     
  18. FINALBOSS

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    what the fuck does that have to do with shit you dumb faggot. he gave you advice...and you're a fucking freshman in high school.

    but cool...join dates.

    ttyl,
    finalboss
     
  19. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    since when did someone take anything in this thread to heart?
     
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    pew pew pew OT Supporter

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    :bowrofl: :bowrofl: at you taking it the thread seriously
     
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    On that note...
     
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