LGBT How can I tell my friend I want to nail him?

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  1. Thurman Merman

    Thurman Merman OT Supporter

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    I've been attracted to modelbob for so long now, but I don't know how to tell him my feelings without weirding him out. :hs:
     
  2. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    get drunk and let your hands do the talking, but make sure he's more drunk than you are. GHB helps too :noes:
     
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    I'm 100% serious when i say that I'm 99% sure he swings your way :o
     
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    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    IBnovaisbeingbitchyandlocksthis :o
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    Bend over and grab your fucking ankles and I'll show you just how much of a bitch I can be. :fawk:
     
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  7. Wolf

    Wolf No one plans to take the path that brings you lowe

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    Roofiecolada! :x:
     
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  9. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    You: Hey, you wanna grab my cock?
    Him: What? What the fuck did you just say?
    You: Wanna grab a beer?

    You: Hey, wanna fuck?
    Him: Um.... I don't know
    You: Are you man enough to give it?
    Him: Are you man enough to take it?
    *cue the porn music*
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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  11. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    You: Hey, wanna watch a movie?
    Him: Yeah, sure
    *insert movie - press play*
    Him: Hey, this is gay porn.
    You: Do you like what you see?
    Him: Well, umm... er...
    You: Here, let me show you the technique he's using...
     
  12. sholnay

    sholnay New Member

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    oh yes, im going to have to try that one!


    :rofl:
     
  13. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    In all seriousness, though...

    I have found "I think you're really cute" to work every time.

    Everybody wants to get a compliment. And if he's into it, he'll accept your compliment and open up a dialogue (and maybe open up more things later)

    If he's not interested, he'll thank you for the compliment and move on.

    You'll know pretty fast if he's "nail-able"
     
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    seems so easy :)

    I think its just me that makes it hard.
     
  15. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    It is easy.

    You have to be ready for rejection though, because it's possible that he's just not that into you [/Sex in the City reference]
     
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    sholnay New Member

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    :)

    I have other steps I need to take before I'm able to do that tho =(
     
  17. Dr. Giggles

    Dr. Giggles OT Supporter

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    by modelbob do you mean bioyuki? :mamoru:
     
  18. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...uhh, so I have a story....:mamoru:

    I have this friend who refused to admit that he was gay (I think he actually pulled the asexual card, as all the other budding fags were playing the the transitional bi card (you know-- bi now, gay tomorrow)). Well, this is about the time that I discovered Queer As Folk, thanks to my luvable gay RA giving me a private showing of the british version. Soooo, we're watching the American version of the show, and it's the first sexual encounter with Brian and Justin in season one (Brian: "Soo... Are you coming or going? Or, are the cumming, and then going? Or, are you cumming, and staying.....")

    The next thing that I know, this 'asexual' guy (let's call him Booboo) taps me on the shoulder, saying "CoCo...I think I feel something" as he looks down at his crotch.

    I so miss college.
     
  19. sholnay

    sholnay New Member

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    :bowdown:apparently.. i AM missing college... SHEEESH.... :sadwavey:
     
  20. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...well, I rounded up a great group of friends.
     
  21. Ferron

    Ferron So yes, I'll see you there.

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    You got it wrong. It's the 'Sexual Orientation Lay-away' Program:

    Bi now, gay later.

    Enjoy:mamoru:
     
  22. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    ahahahaahhahahahahahahahaaa
     
  23. sholnay

    sholnay New Member

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    that actually arroused a chuckle from me.

    sam, your av is... :eek3:
     
  24. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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