How can I make my giz shoot out instead of drizzle out?

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  1. BobbyT

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    I have tried everything but it just falls out. Usually I get a decent initial shot, but I wanna fire it out like 6-10 feet. My record is maybe 2 feet tops and that was with trusting forward on the first shot, so it doesnt really count.. Do they have like a plastic surgery to put a pump in my doodle or something?

    Any help is greatly appreciated.

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    can you jizzi 3 feet?
     
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    It just looks so immature to dribble giz on a girls chin. I wanna go Peter North style and shoot it in their hair and eyes and shit.
     
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    You gotta hold back the flow some more man.
     
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    I have tried that and it helps a bit. Sometimes if I stand up on my tippy toes and clench my ass cheeks super hard, it works too. I can cheat and squeeze my dick tip until all the giz is there and release it all at once, but thats cheating.
     
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    Eating celery makes it shoot further
     
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    If this is true, I am getting one tonight. I wanna be able to sit on my couch and hit my TV. That is the ultimate goal here.
     
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    You suck...I shoot my shit clear across the room...I hate it when I nut on myself:wtc:
     
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    No no, I had to pan out to get the full shot in the picture. But I would sacrifice thickness for distance of shot for sure.
     

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