honestly... how bad can this diet REALLY be?

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  1. atrax27

    atrax27 New Member

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    OK I came up with a crazy idea for a diet that might be just crazy enough to work.


    Breakfast
    1 power bar

    Lunch
    1 regular snickers bar
    protein shake

    2nd lunch
    3 fried eggs

    dinner
    shit-ton of fruit (watermelon?)
    handful of brocolli or other green


    Totals
    Calories: 1295
    Fat: 45
    Carbs: 136
    Protein: 93


    Not too bad if you ask me.... :cool:
    nice for cutting, plus it tastes GREAT! (snickers bar while cutting?!?! OMG)
     
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    atrax27 New Member

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    even spread too.... 33-33-33%
     
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    I guess if you don't like eating.
     
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    lay some knowledge on me foo'

    just a simple "yes good/no shitty" would be fine :wtc:
     
  6. atrax27

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    eat = fat :nono:
     
  7. Hebrew Hammer

    Hebrew Hammer Resident Jew goalie OT Supporter

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    I can eat 5x that amount of food and be around 2000. lol at snickers.
     
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    atrax27 New Member

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    snickers is only like.... 270 calories
     
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    :hs:
     
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    Here's a crazy idea that may just be crazy enough to work: DONT BE SUCH A FUCKING MORON

    jesus christ
     
  11. Chris3G

    Chris3G Bullshark Testosterone

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    that's possibly the worst diet plan i've ever seen, you'd have to be retarded to think that is "not too bad".
     
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    that 270 calories is > 20% of your total intake

    fail
     
  13. JeremyD

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    93g of protein ey? I think my cat would waste away with that little protein:eek3:
     
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    WTF did you base that on? You seem to have ignored any rules of protein needs.
     
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    What about this diet seems "not too bad"?

    The protein shake?

    Stickies, please.
     
  16. Plan B

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    is this a joke, are you a female?
     
  17. GuOD

    GuOD mcflurry diet

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    more snickers
     
  18. Marijuanair

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    at least add a major potein at dinner time. cals are really low and protien is not good enough.
     
  19. sweetcheeks

    sweetcheeks Patron Saint of Quality Footwear

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    It looks like your daily nougat consumption is low.

    More snickers.
     
  20. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    This is fucking stupid.
     
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    You're a fucking idiot
     
  22. kilian

    kilian You've got quite a treasure there in that Horadric OT Supporter

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    ^ my official assessment.
     
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    watermelon actually has quite a bit of calories in it
     
  25. Plan B

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    :wtf:

    I thought it was pretty low :dunno:
     
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