Homoeopathic advice

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  1. Cracey

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    I'm new here, and not sure if this will even work, but here goes

    I am a homoeopath and iridologist, so anyone wanting any health/nutrition/ or any other sort of help I'm available.

    I treat people over the net, and have had no problems sending my remedies overseas (I live in AUstralia)

    So, if this thread even makes it onto the foru, feel free to ask me anything
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    so, yo like gay trails? and riding dudes, thats cool brah
     
  3. Cracey

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    Well yeah I like riding dudes duh, I'm a healthy red blooded female....long as their not fat.....well they need to be fat obviously...just not FAT fat....


    What was the question again...and whats a gay trail?
     
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    wanna suck me off dry broad? how much, since youre obviously here for the monies.
     
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    You're going to need to post a full-body picture so we can verify that you are in decent shape and can possibly back up these claims.
     
  6. Cracey

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    NO....and what monies.


    What claims? That I'm a healthy red blooded female? Maybe when I know you all a bit better;)
     
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    let me stick it in your shitbox. ill give you 20 dollas.
     
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    give me advice on how to level up in farmville faster, i keep growing grapes and soybeans because they pay out nicely but i really want to buy the million dollar villa soon. here is a pic of me for reference in my farming attire.








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    i didnt notice the mouse the first time :rofl:
     
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    My name is Alex and I like to lift weights. I like chicks with thick muscular legs and a nice ass. I'm suffering from low testosterone, please help me out by posting a pic.
     
  11. Cracey

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    OOOh nice pic farm boy, but Farmville or town or whatever it is sucks.


    and if ya wanna stick it in my shitbox go right ahead....its outback under the trees...too poor here for indoor plumbing.

    (can ya give it a clean while your there?)

    Now, anyone want some GENUINE advice.....:rolleyes:
     
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    I have looooong slender legs and NO arse, so cant help ya there...

    and now I'm off to watch the Melbourne Cup.....wish me luck.

    I WILL be back.:wavey:
     
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    In this thread, I feel like nicholas cage in that terrible movie where he can see into the future. This will end terribly.
     
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    because they're all gonna give the "noob" a hard time?

    Is this one of those "Snobby..."look at me, I;ve been here for ages" forums where you all have to put shit on the new people?

    Bring it on....if ya's all dont like me..I wont hang around....simple

    but, as I said, I WILL give genuine advice to anyone wanting it.
     
  16. Frank Dux

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    I've thought about moving to Australia. Are there plentiful women with thick legs?
     
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    if i post a pic of my eyeballs, can you tell me why my dick doesn't work?
     
  18. Cracey

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    YES...now I have to watch the race...I;ve got 50 bucks riding on it....BBS
     
  19. Mass

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    Yes.
     
  20. Patrick Bateman

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    why the fuck would we want homo advice anyways, most of us are straight?


    give us hetero advice. how do we plow more pussy?
     
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    hey b8man lets play 2010, im gdawgdeg
     
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    what kind of advice can you give?
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    ill play tomorrow broseph, too tired about to pass out had a long day
     
  25. Cracey

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    hmm..its probably chronically unemployed and bludging off welfare.

    YAY..my kind of place:hsd:

    YAY..my kind of place.:hsd:

    Any...
     
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