HOLY crap.

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  1. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    GODDAMN IPHONE AUTOSYNC!

    I was at work with my home PC-laptop, and plugged in my iPhone.

    No surprise, it began syncing with my mac... automatically...

    Which meant that it opened my iPhoto program.

    TEN minutes later, one of my coworkers (great guy, salt of the earth) looks over. Squints. Says, "is that what I think it is?"

    Obviously he's talking about the small naked pictures of a girl who happens to be my lover that have shown up in iPhoto (automatically). Of course all the guys here started making a scene and having a good laugh about it.

    As if that weren't bad enough, I then started blushing. I HATE blushing. I feel emasculated when I blush or like a little boy. And I started sweating. I never sweat.

    But to make matters worse, one guy took a photo of my face (BRIGHT red) and tiled it all over his four screens as his screen saver. I'll be facing it tomorrow morning when I come in.

    I told my lover about it... needless to say she was quite startled. Good thing it was just that one guy who saw.

    Bad thing I'll see 50 pictures of my face bright red tomorrow morning.
     
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    JJJ, send me some pics and we'll see how embarrasing they are
     
  3. sportsjunkie

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    lol @ "lover"

    i thought only older folks used that word about their past hook ups
     
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    :hsr: :Owned:
     
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    It's better than "special lady friend." That's what my boyfriend used to always call me. :ugh:
     
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    havent we gotten over the "lover" thing from JJJ yet?
     
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    Lucky. I sweat all the time. It's disgusting.

    Fast metabolism + high calorie diet + high strung personality = sweat (that's what my doctor said after my thyroid tests came back normal)
     
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    deuceforty between rupture and rapture

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    its from the big lebowski :hsr:
     
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    It still made me feel like a whore. :squint:
     
  10. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl: oh god

    :dunno: i never really read his posts so this is my first time seeing him use it
     
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    :rofl: @ special lady friend
     
  13. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    It's a touchy subject :mamoru:

    Honestly I only ever laughed at it because it constantly reminds me of these people
    [​IMG]
     
  14. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    :wtc:

    why not?

    actually she's on the bus to ny now, we are still in the process of moving shit in
     
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    To be fair, he only used that term when we were still fuck buddies. But I mean, I knew it was a whore thing to do, did he have to advertise it too??

    Haha, I love him though. :love:
     
  16. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I would just say "friend" :dunno:

    Friends fuck sometimes.

    But saying, "Hi, this is my friend with benefits."

    ^^ Kind of odd, no?
     
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    :rofl:

    It's just his friends would call, he'd answer and say, "No dude... I can't talk, I'm with my special lady friend"

    It was adorable, but made me feel dirty.
     
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    deuceforty between rupture and rapture

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    we were fuck buddies. my mom or friends would call and say "what are you doing"

    "im with my special lady friend"

    havnt you ever seen the big lebowski? :hsr:
     
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    :eek3: YOU SAID THAT TO YOUR MOM?!?!??!
     
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    Always set that Apple shit to NOT auto-sync. All of it.
     
  21. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    i have. i really didn't like it.

    but then again, i was 12 and i saw it with my sister and my father.
     
  22. fray

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    They're only heckling you because they're jealous. You've got a hot, naked "lover" (I changed that from "girlfriend" just for you), and she lets you take photos of her. Ignore it and it will die out, but your rep has undoubtedly gone up, regardless of how much they laughed about it all.
     
  23. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    ha ha... i don't think they're jealous, it was just funny. i would have found it funny
     
  24. sportsjunkie

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    i never really read anyone's posts in the vag unless it interests me
    and before now, not much has caught my eye :o
     
  25. fray

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    i'm sure it was funny, especially once you lit up. but, I still think that when it all settles...you come out on top!
     

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