So I go to this xmas party that wasnt to crazy it was more of a getty with some people I know and a whole lot of people I dont know. There was this guy at the party that was a real scum bag, freind of a freind of a freind type shit. So hes there at the party bragging about how he isnt going to take care of his kid because he pulled some shit. I got a little curious and asked him what shit he pulled. Bassically he got this chick pregnant and he knew for a fact that the kid was his but for what ever reason he didnt want to raise a kid with the chick. He then went on to say how the chick was super loyal this that and the other. He then told me that he ordered a fake id online with holograms and everything that swipes through and said he put all his info on it and had his freinds picture on it. Even told me the site to get it. He then had his freind take the paternity test. Ever since then the chick got the results and he has been blocking her calls and ignoring her because he said he knows she got the shit and thinks the kid isnt his etc etc so he has no reason to talk to her. So the guy leaves to hit on some chick. Mean while im back with the people I do know. I bring up the idea that it would be hillarious for us to get this chick and this guy together for amusement. You know bring the family together for the hollidays and maybee even inform her on the goings on. Not so much to be a stand up guy but to watch the trailor drama unfold before my eyes. Theres nothing like watching maury live. So any ways one of my freinds freinds had the number and he called the chick and informed him that he was at the party etc etc. So no lie within 20 minutes that chick was there with her brother and some of his freinds. Im thinking this shit was going to be epic but I had no fucking idea. The chick busts out with the paternity test and it said that he was the father, meaning that his freind was the one that really was the father. At first hes in shock and is like no thats not possible and then he examins the paper and sees its true and is in shock for a minute. Mind you the freind that took the test from him is at the party but hes kind of drunk and doesnt kow whats going on. Then out of no where he starts fighting with the freind and every ones like WTF and they start brawling and the chicks brother and freinds break up the brawl and they are pretty lost to they have no idea whats happening. Then my freind rey rolls up and says, let me inform you about whats happened here. 1. we called you guys to come over here because he was bragging about how he wasnt going to take care of his kid and found a way out of it. 2. you guys come and informed him that his sure fire plan failed and now he has to legally pay for your shit untill you can sort this mess out. 3. The mess being he bought a fake id with his info and his freinds pic on it so that his freind could take the DNA test for him so it would come out negative. The girl goes what, what does that mean. Rey - hes not the father because he never took the test but that guy he just beat up is the father cuz he took the test hahaha. So youve been creeping girl!!!!!!!!!! The girl turns bright red and more drama insues. Now a new wave of paternity tests are needed.