MIL Hilarious boot camp story...

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  1. Accord

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  2. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    They should have played Battle Shits
     
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    lol. I swear thats probably the only thing I worry about is having adquete time to take a dump and hoping I don't crap in my pants.
     
  4. Insdav3

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    i accidently shit my pants becasue i was all doped up on pain killers that whole week. Try not to get addicted to them down there. They are like candy. Liquid shit FTL. Anyway, i was trying to squeeze a fart off and kind of filled up the lining in my skivvies :rofl: . Kinda funny doing it right in front of the SDI as the platoon made its way to a stupid class. I was like a deer in headlights "sir this recruit shit himself sir" :rofl:

    "YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME WYKRENT!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!" :rofl:
     
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    So what happened, did they make you sit through the class with shit in your pants or what? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  6. Insdav3

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    fuck that. I knew they would be down there for like 2 hours doing a mot class by 1st sgt or whatever so I requested a head call and was in there the whole time. I threw my shit in the washer and changed myself. The SDI was somewhere else so I was the only one in the squadbay :bowdown: (that's kinda scary actually- you'd be fucked if you got caught) So I just got on line when the class was over and they all came up.
     
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    Haha I remember when I was in the squad bay by myself one time. It was during the 5-mile hike and I had a stress fracture on my foot.

    The duty hut door was open and I kept eyeballing that phone :noes: ---- never had the balls to use that phone though. That is pretty much committing suicide.
     
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    Nixstress Look at me! I am edgy and stabby! OT Supporter

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    :rofl: I love hearing boot camp stories!
     
  9. BillyJackNCoke

    BillyJackNCoke I've got something to say, I raped your mother tod

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    we had a guy piss himself during basic b/c the element leader wouldn't let him go to the latrine during locker inspections
     
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    Still not as good as the guy who pissed himself first night because he was too scared to ask the TI to go piss. :greddy:
     
  11. Insdav3

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    I pissed myself on the day course (where you had to drag that fucking ammo can full of shit). It was the only way I could cool myself off, that and I was struggling so much I just had to let it go. I felt bad for those after me where I made the sand wet :mamoru:
     

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