Hey Viper did you have a wet dream yet?

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  1. Falconer

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  2. Viper

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    Not yet. I'll report in when it happens though. :o

    I just started day 4 here. I imagine I'll be at least another week before I get to that point.
     
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    Never happened
     
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    ustfdes LPC ID: 20394

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    23 years old....i've still never had a wet dream. ;x
     
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    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I remember being kinda sad when it happened lol. So you can't ejaculate? I loved it when I didn't lol. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse for you.
     
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    never had a full wet dream. i've had wet dreams but by the time i'm close to ejaculating i wake up.
     
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    depends on the dream :o

    if i can continue the fantasy, i do. if it's a palatable dream i continue it in my imagination + jerk off until i cum.

    i once dreamed about girls without nipples. it turned me on in the dream (anything can turn me on in dreams). then as soon as i was awake it turned me off. jerked off to women with nipples instead.

    had a gay dream too, one time in high school. 9th grade, i think. woke up and tried to forget it happened (failed, obviously).

    other times were weird but i could go with it. a hot mermaid, for example, i continued the fantasy.
     
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    because the guy was still laying next to you
     
  9. ustfdes

    ustfdes LPC ID: 20394

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    lol, no i ejaculate just fine, i have a 2 year old son. lol

    i've just never had a wet dream....dunno why, but i found it weird and dissappointing for the longest time, but nowdays, i dont even care. just dont know how to explain the why though.
     
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    i saw a girl with no nipples once.....she had breast cancer so they cut her tits off....and when they were 'putting her back together', they left the nipples off for the final step (dunno why), but she showed me her tits with no nipples, it was rather interesting.....a bit weird though. lol


    also, i once woke up from a fantasy dream, and in a half-concious state, i started feeling up my S.O., unknowlingly acting out the fantasy without her knowledge, or mine really. (i think it was a dream about sleeping with some teacher back in elementary school or something of the sort), so as i was feeling her up, and we were starting to get into it......it turned me on more and more.

    inn the middle of all of this, i woke up completely, realizing i wasnt in the dream any longer, and was kinda turned on by it all, and proceeded to hump away....then we went back to sleep. ;x
     
  11. Viper

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    No jerking, no porn, no sex. Not unless pussy just falls out of the sky. I'm not turning it down.

    I'm finishing up day 5. It's still not as bad as it could be. I hardly notice it during the day and then there are some spurts I get really horny at nights.
     
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    Never had a wet dream, I find it kind of odd that it happens at all. I'll wake up with a hard on every day but never any waterworks.
     
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    25 and never had a wet dream, as far as I know I've never even been close. Woke up with plenty of hard-ons but never anywhere near busting a nut.
     
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    same.
     
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    I was in Romania for three weeks back in 2004. I went there with 16 other guys to do some charity work in an orphange. In my room there were four other guys, so I didn't really want to jerk it... despite the fact that the women over there are BEAUTIFUL.

    Week one passed and I decided to make a game out of it, how long could I go without polishing the bald bishop?

    Week two passed and I decided not to jerk it till I got home. If you remember "40 Year Old Virgin", I was going to really treat myself when I got home... really make love to myself... porn, lube, candles and flowers and shit (maybe no flowers).

    The final weekend approached and we travelled to Budapest in Hungary where we stayed in a hostel. Again, I was in a room with 4 other guys... and I was on the top bunk. The whole time one of my roomies was absolutely shitting himself about some serial-killer/rapist breaking into our room, seemingly he had heard a lot of bad stories about hostels. So much so, he barricaded the door with a desk each night we were there.

    During the day I had went for a shower in the communal shower area... midshower an amazingly sexy woman came in too and went to an empty cubicle. I had so much pent-up sexual urges I took an insta-boner! But, Goddamnit, I fought the urge to jerk it... I hadn't come this far to pull the trigger on my final day.

    That night, my final fucking night... I was given the oh-sweet gift of a wet dream by a buxom brunette who sure-as-Hell knew how to give a blow job. I woke up thinking "That feeling was all too real. Did I...?" I gently slipped my hand down my boxers, as careful as if there were a dog down there ready to bite my hand off.

    Going by the wetness in my boxers, I had blown The. Biggest. Load. EVER.

    So I carefully and ever-so-slowly got out of bed, climbed down the metal ladder of my bunk and headed towards the door... which was barricaded by my paranoid roomie. I did my best to keep quiet while I moved the desk, but the bloody thing screeched as I pushed a little too hard. My paranoid roomie woke up with a hilarious yelp (which he gets mocked for to this day) and flicked the light-on, waking everyone else in the room... You can imagine the confusion. The look of panic on his face and the look of sheer horror on mine, lol. Somehow I managed to hide the super-wad in my boxers, if that shit got around school I was a deadman!

    Sorry for the thread hijack!


    Edit: FUCK! Didn't mean to write that much, sorry... allthatshitbyyou.jpeg


    Cliffs: I had a wetdream. The End.
     
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    lol, when i would jerk it when i was a lil man, i didnt know why the fuck my dick was tingling and stuff. now i know, i could orgasm without cumminnn
     
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  19. Redneck Shinobi

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    Ya same here LOL, I used to go at it a few times not realizing in the future it wouldn't be the same. I guess if we didn't our time on earth would be reallly short lol.
     
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    :rofl: @ RockDaBoat
     
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    I'm 22 and I've probably had around 500 wet dreams :madfawk: can't believe some people don't get them.

    Once I had sex in the afternoon, then again the evening, and I STILL had a wet dream that night... :wtc: not fun
     
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    I think you are just peeing the bed dude.
     
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    Well...I am just here to inform that I only lasted 4 days. :o
     
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    but i bet it was a good jerk off
     
  25. forgotmyname

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    It was. :bowdown:
     

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