hey bros check out my shit

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  1. Perkwunos

    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    Day 1
    8:00 Extracted lama cock juice + cocoa
    8:30 4g dog seamen from a terrier
    9:00 1oz. brazilian water chessnut
    9:30 half round of whale liver for extra EFA and esential proteins ot os the leanest of all meats containing 7g protein / 2g of meat
    10:00 Blow my dog
    11:00 10 oz. hayena calf
    12:00 6 dandylions and a cup of hot jasmine tea with a pint of african honey bea honey, it must be killer bea honey for the added amount of testosterone
    1:00 one whole parrot, preferably live
    1:30 in duce vomiting to keep my calories in check
    3:00 6 glasses of oak oil, this si esential pre workout meal
    4:00 go to a bar and eat a chicken cicken breast from mortons steakhouse plain and dry to avoid excess callories.
    7:00 4 tabs of ex to keep life interesting
    12:00 get to bed so I can start again tomorrow
    :wavey:

    Critique welcome brolos

    Brodozer fatty signing off still working out day 2
     
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  2. Ferrari430

    Ferrari430 New Member

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  3. tbizzle

    tbizzle you smoke that shit?

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    at what time in all that did you smoke angel dust?
     
  4. tbizzle

    tbizzle you smoke that shit?

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    careful with that 12:00 PM thing though. you're likely to send a few F&Ners on a suicide mission as soon as they see the word "testosterone"
     
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    Looks pretty good


    But you should add in some sugar free dark chocolate and 1/8th of a day.


    maybe add in 3 almonds at meal 15
     
  6. JeremyD

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    We should hang out at 7:00:o
     
  7. Perkwunos

    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    see 7:00
     
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    WATCH OUT FOR HIDDEN HYDROGENATED OILS AND TRANS FATS IN DOG SEAMEN. TRY KANGAROO INSTEAD
     
  9. Perkwunos

    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    bro tip A++ would read again
     
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    :bowdown:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    I'm glad I read synthetic's thread before this one.
     
  14. Centipedes? In My Vagina

    Centipedes? In My Vagina It's more common than you think

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    Woah woah woah, are you jump roping between sets?
     
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    Kangaroo semen is probably your best bet. Although Horse is a good second option.
     
  16. Centipedes? In My Vagina

    Centipedes? In My Vagina It's more common than you think

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    I noticed no otter balls. what the fuck kind of diet are you trying to pull?
     
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    Instant win.
     
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    what are your macros like? what about the timing between your last rep and first sip of bee honey?
     
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    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    this fucking guy
     
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    :rofl::rofl: well executed
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    this troll attempt would have been funnier if the OP used proper spelling.
     
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