MMA Heres what should happen

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  1. ZSPTurbo

    ZSPTurbo New Member

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    Anderson Silva cuts to 170 to fight GSP this summer. He will no longer have the excuse of "taunting" his opposition, he will have to FIGHT or soak a deek. Sonnen fights Belfort. Winner fights Silva for 185 belt. If Silva wins, he continues bulking, and fights for the 205 belt (because lyoto manchowder will lose by then). If he loses, everyone giggles.

    In the meantime, Brock Lesnar gets a tattoo of a wizard riding a unicorn over a rainbow, while kissing a barbarian. The wizard, not the unicorn you sick fucks.
     
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    edward_cullen Unemployed Since 08

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    Or....

    Dana signs Cung Le, gives him an immediate title shot which he wins. Then he takes the belt back to Vietnam, trades it in for a night with some Sexy Saigon Hookers, and comes back with aids and dies.
     
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    Anderson said he was ready willing and able to cut to 170 to fight GSP.
    Hes pissed the ufc is giving him bad fights. He announced his "retirement" hoping to pressure them into giving him good fights
     
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    also, the winner of belcher/cote is a person.
     
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    locked...
     
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    why should this be locked? It's a legitimate possible future course of events. There's been talk of him dropping to 170 bc GSP wont go up. Anderson wants to short-circuit the talk that he's "unwilling" to really fight, and replace it with the talk that the UFC didn't give him decent opponents. going DOWN in weight for 1 fight before going back UP is the perfect way to prove his point, and become more powerful than Dana White himself in terms of his personal PR as well as that of MMA at large... Re: http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Penns-Weight-Problem-23654
     
  7. Zoolander

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    WTF "Soak a deek" :ugh:

    And why the fuck should Belfort have to fight Sonnen? Belofort earned his title shot and got hurt training, he should get his title shot as soon as he comes back.
     
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    . The dudes a fucking retard.
     
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    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    :bowrofl: You're a retard but that cracked me up.
     
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    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    This too. Belfort already has the Silva fight. He doesn't need to earn it.
     
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    He said "pist" in his last thread. :hsugh:
     
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    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    When I first read it I didn't get it, then it clicked and I read it in GSP's voice, and loled.
     
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    If he did that, and won in all events from losing the weight and gaining again would be pretty legendary on his part, would be cool to see too, silva is only improving.
     
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    I cant wait to see him in the olympics.
     
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    in for chaeel
     
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    Chael is gonna make anderson make chael cry. But, despite the fact that I know that is what's going to happen (those dudes in Oregon are awfully cocky, and I never trust a politician to get anything done) I find myself rooting for a republican for the first time in my life.


    And then while reveling in the press and publics glowing reviews, anderson will slyly imply all this hullabaloo has been the fault of the matchmakers.

    Mark my words.
     
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    wat
     
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    I like you. I am NOT however calling you funny in any way though.
     
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    chael is gonna continue being obnoxious and disrespectful (which is 100% justified because anderson is being a douche), which is going to make anderson angry, so anderson will whip him like a mule, which is going to make him cry.
     
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    this part sounds possible actually :)
     

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