Here's what i did on the way home from the gym today 56K U SEW MUTHAFUCKIN GHEY

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  1. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    yeah i dont wanna type it all out heres the convo explaining W/ ADDED MULTIMEDIA!


    shark vs man: i bet youll never guess what i just did
    the pimpin panda: ?
    shark vs man: on the way to lifting there was this big pile of something in the road off in the distance so i lean over to my friend like 'dude want me to run through that huge pile of cardboard at 60mph?' then when we get like 30ft it turns out to be a deer kicking for life so i swerve out of the way screaming/laughing my ass off
    shark vs man: so me and my friend decide after lifting to go back and cut off the antlers in front of the most busy street in dublin
    shark vs man: so we do
    shark vs man: and film it
    shark vs man: haha
    the pimpin panda: lol wtf
    shark vs man: yep we just walk out with a big axe and a hack saw and went to work in front of hundreds of horrified cars
    shark vs man: then got out of there before the cops came
    shark vs man: lol
    the pimpin panda: hahah
    shark vs man: we were gonna cut off the head but it was too nasty
    the pimpin panda: rofl
    the pimpin panda: thatd be sick
    shark vs man: yeah there was foamy blood
    shark vs man: wanna see the vids?
    the pimpin panda: sure
    shark vs man: arright i texted hium
    shark vs man: hes gonna blow me up with em
    shark vs man: theyre fuckin hilarious
    the pimpin panda: hahaha alright
    the pimpin panda: you should post em on f&n and label it as todays back workouit
    shark vs man: hahaha ok
    the pimpin panda: werd
    shark vs man: one of them is him with tons of passing traffic going by with an axe beating on this dear's head
    the pimpin panda: hahahahaa
    shark vs man: trying to break the antler off
    the pimpin panda: omg
    shark vs man: ok hes gettin on


    notice the blood streaks in the street
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    it probably wouldn't be a good trick to do the 'got your nose' trick with toddlers, but instead saw off antlers from a dead blugeoned deer yelling GOT YOUR ANTLERS!!
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    the grand axe finale (turn speakers up)
    Click here to watch ARRIGHT
     
  2. ralyks

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    11/10
     
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    thats sick
     
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    JAFAR FPS whore OT Supporter

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    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    thats horrible. Was the deer still alive when you were chopping at the horns?
     
  6. tbizzle

    tbizzle you smoke that shit?

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  7. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    hell no man
     
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    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    is there like a PETA sub-forum i can post this in too?
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    that is RICH
     
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  11. tbizzle

    tbizzle you smoke that shit?

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    in for link if you do
    :x:
     
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    pics of antlers attached to your head asap
     
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    "Ahhh look a deer, lets run it over". :) You better honor the gods of hunting and eat what you kill, I see some good deer steaks there.
     
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    is this about lifting?
     
  15. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    it was on the way home from it so shut up before i shit in your trousers you slut bone
     
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    go fuck yourself or im going to eat YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE OUT BITCH
     
  18. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    cavefish99: thats the funniest shit ever

    proceed to guzzle my cum
     
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    JAFAR FPS whore OT Supporter

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    A little bitter that your thread got moved?

    He didn't just post a pic of a deer on the side of the road.
     
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    did you at least kill it first?
     
  22. damiand

    damiand Proceed

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    If deer was alive during cutting of antlers, I hope whoever cut them gets crushed squatting.

    If deer was dead when cutting antlers, Ill give it a meh.
     
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    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    Sonic Live every day to the fullest, for yesterday is go

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    Sonic Live every day to the fullest, for yesterday is go

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    And I don't even particularly like deer.
     
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