Help! My integrity as a man and my soul are in jeopardy!

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  1. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Well recently since I've moved into my house and been dicking around with the idea of having an actual girlfriend, I decided it would be a great idea to go out and get one. Being the overachiever that I am, I went to market and got two instead. A blonde and a brunette.

    Blonde:

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    I know she doesn't really look blonde in this, but it's some photoshop of her hair color. She's really cool. Her personality, her intelligence and her ability to put up with all my bullshit is astounding. I really like her and she's a good person. I can see myself having a long term relationship with her.

    Brunette:

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    I know she looks like she's 14, but she's actually 19. She came over and I made her lunch and then we made out and got naked for like 2 hours. I gave her a lesson in jiu jitsu and why she'll never win in make-out wrestling with me. We have a lot of fun together. She's equally as fun, exciting and smart as the blonde.

    They're both pretty awesome girls. The kind that you keep and hold on to because they're good people, would be good girlfriends and all that. One smokes, one drinks. I don't do either. Both are pretty in love with me right now and wanting a committed relationship. However, I can't seem to choose. They're both equally interested in the things I like and I'm equally interested in what their interests are.

    I'm fucked in the sense that I like them both equally and both would be great to have as a girlfriend. Both are really cool and not needy for my time and my attention.

    I need to make a decision soon before this all blows up in my face. I can't think of any criteria that I can make a decision on that they both score the same on. :\
     
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    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    who is going to make more $$$ in the future and who is more likely to maintain a high sex drive.... things that become important later
     
  3. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    I guess so, but we're all pretty young, I don't think that's going to matter so much right now.
     
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    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    Who has a tighter pussy? or who might be up for a 3some?
     
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    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Neither.

    But if they were, I'd drop them both.
     
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    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    It's a tough choice because both of them smoke or drink socially. As in one smokes socially and the other drinks socially.
     
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    the way you describe them makes it seem like you like the blonde more, so go for her

    if you dont think thats the case, go for the one who drinks, since its blegh to kiss a smoker, even if its only socially
     
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    I say go for the brunette, she's way cuter. However, being that they're both cute. The one that doesn't smoke. I hate smoking. Drinking is easy to deal with unless they're a slutty drunk.
     
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    blonde
     
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    Take both on a road trip, lots of time in the car....pick the one that you feel the least desire to kill once you arrive at your destination.
     
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    jezz, you sound like such an arrogant faggot. :ugh:

    I didn't know people would just go out and get a gf.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Nope. I don't drink or smoke. I've seen them both handle tough situations in the past and both handle them very well. They both communicate with me well and tell me what they want. Which, right now, is a committed relationship with me.


    That's... actually a good idea.

    Wow. Really? Because it was totally funny to everyone else.

    Anyway, The brunette and the blonde both equally give me intellectual and physical satisfaction. The tough choice is that the blonde edges out the brunette in the personality department, but the brunette edges out the blonde in the physical department.

    I'm not shallow, but it does matter to me.
     
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    meatball you're the grasshole ya grasshole OT Supporter

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    thinly veiled attempt to show off that two girls potentially want to date you
     
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    radfad88 The Batman-O-Lantern

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    blonde. in the end personality is going to win out over physical. plus, i don't like the totally emo myspace pose she has in that picture. if the blonde has pics like that too, dump em both.
     
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    Ok, then.

    If I were you, I'd go with the brunette.

    PS: The blonde is hideous.
     
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    so how did you approach these girls?
     
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    list ALL the qualities you like in a girl then compare them side by side
     
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    In these situations it's almost always SECRET OPTION THREE.

    You're probably going to lose them both, so you minus well just find a new girl. :mamoru:

    Seriously, though, I can't ever think of a situation like this where the guy actually got to choose between the two. It's like the guy either has them both or he doesn't get either of them.
     
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    Go with the brunette, hook me up with the blonde. :x:

    Sounds like the blonde would be better for a long term girlfriend, the brunette my be more a FWB situation.
     
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    That's only if they know about each other, if they don't then he may be able to pull it off.
     
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    ibtheyfindoutabouteachotherandbothditchyou

    if you dont smoke or drink id go with the social drinker instead. you'll always be able to taste the smoke
     
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    The brunette. She'll probably have similar expectations as you. The blond looks a little intense. :noes:

    If you go for the blonde, hook me up with the brunette :x:
     
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    This thread needs more Myspace angles.
     
  25. Falconer

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    btw, smokers = fail

    so date whichever one doesn't smoke.

    Unless you smoke. Then date the smoker cuz the other one will resent you.
     

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