Help me propose

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  1. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I know it all ends in doom, and I'm just high on the "honeymoon" phase, and that what PhantomEmpress has had with TigreTek is a fluke, and that love is chemical, and that you can't trust women, or men, or yourself, and that couples who live happily ever after starting from early on are completely aberrant, and that even if such couples do exist, healthily, they CERTAINLY never post in the vaginarium.

    That is what the vaginarium has taught me. That is what it teaches all of us. :bowdown:

    I also know that if I were of a different mindset or world view I would marry this girl. :o

    I pointed out to her that the part I don't like about marriage is the marriage part. I love the proposals and the wedding. That stuff is very romantic. The illusion of eternity and the faith required to sign a contract like that.

    That is why we propose to each other from time to time. I asked her to marry me in a fondue shop in New York. She dropped to her knees when she picked me up outside the airport in Italy. :love: We say omg yes or dramatically say no! depending on the delivery. I also personally get a kick out of it because it fucks with people we know. (Sorry, mrchina!)

    We are living on a college campus right now. What are some original proposals I could perform?
     
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  2. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    you have an interesting relationship with this other person you call your lover
     
  3. Doc Love

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    I think it is probably one of the most healthy relationships that will ever come to pass that any of us will know. He is doing something so unique, so unheard of and a woman is agreeing to it, that I am blown away at how impressive it is. Respect man, nothing but solid respect here.
     
  4. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    slip a ring into a condom and when you're about to go at it be like, "aah this one feels funny" and then take the condom off, and let the ring fall out of it into your hand and then pop the question. that'll be tits.
     
  5. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    the first time i read it i thought you said "unhealthy" and i was about to disagree. but, nevermind all that.
     
  6. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    put it in her food and make sure she chokes on it so you have to do the Heimlich maneuver. when it pops out of her throat be like, "oh look at that. its a ring! will you marry me?"
     
  7. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    when she comes home one day be sure to be in her underwear drawer sniffing her underwear so that she sees you doing this when she gets into the room. when she asks, "what are you doing?" thats your cue to drop to one knee and ask, "will you marry me?"
     
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    drop some $$$ and have the proposal on the JumboTron at a local sporting event, you'll get on camera and everything
     
  9. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    have yourself and a group of friends put on ski masks and act out a kidnapping. pretend to kidnap her. when you have her in the back of the van, tie her up and put a gag in her mouth. have one of your friends demand that she stops screaming. when she finally does, take the gag out of her mouth. then take off your mask and pop the question, "will you marry me?"
     
  10. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    this is the worst idea ive ever heard!
     
  11. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    videotape yourself having sex with another woman. at the end of the videotape walk up to the camera and show the ring and as, "will you marry me?" watch the video with her and make sure she stays until the end.
     
  12. BradUF

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    You are 22...
     
  13. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I think you may be missing something here
     
  14. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    :rofl: I like this one.

    Other suggestions? Either funny or romantic
     
  15. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    start a petty argument with her, for no real reason. in the middle of the argument, whip out the ring and pop the question.
     
  16. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    That might actually not be a bad idea. We've never had an argument about anything, so it would be kind of like a strange inside joke.
     
  17. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    put some kind of greese on the windshield with your finger and make it say, "will you marry me?" then fog up the car with both of you inside of it. then, you could also have sex i guess.
     
  19. Way_fast_Whitey

    Way_fast_Whitey Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad, I beat

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    The next time you are having sex..just SCREAM IT AS LOUD AS YOU CAN.
     
  20. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    write "will you marry me?" on the toilet seat and leave it up so that she, like a woman, will get a lil pissed when she has to go through the excruciating process of putting the lid down, only to find out that you've left a message for her there.
     
  21. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    maaaaaan, i'm good.
     
  22. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    to go someplace like a Wendy's and if there's a lot of other people there, propose to her when you're in the front of the line. she'll probably want to say yes just to fuck with the minds of all the other people in the building.
     
  23. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    stand up during a movie, in a theater, and ask her to marry you
     
  24. Way_fast_Whitey

    Way_fast_Whitey Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad, I beat

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    break her arm..then right it on her cast
     
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    damn, beast is still posting here? :ugh:
     

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