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  1. ElChupacabra

    ElChupacabra we should have fucking shotguns

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    So last night I had a 19 year old girl get all up in my biz in my house telling me she wants to fuck. She has been sending me text messages this afternoon saying things like she can't wait for me to feel how tight she is. I've known her a long time, and I'm not quite twice her age. 75% of those I have told say run, don't do it for any host of reasons. She's legal and she's the one making advances, what does OT say?
     
  2. ElChupacabra

    ElChupacabra we should have fucking shotguns

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    Oh, and I haven't had any in 38 months if it makes a difference. I'm getting divorced right now.
     
  3. antihero

    antihero OT Supporter

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    do it.
     
  4. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Sounds classy. But sure, do it. Be prepared for a possible Stage 5 Clinger though.
     
  5. kiri

    kiri New Member

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    do it if you want but...

    1. WRAP IT UP
    2. don't be surprised if she becomes psycho and/or attached afterwards
     
  6. Amanda Ann

    Amanda Ann New Member

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    Agreed, do it if you want some, but don't be surprised if she starts acting weird and attached to you afterwards.
     
  7. verdiocchi

    verdiocchi Oh snap!

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    Not worth it in my opinion.
     
  8. Sephiroth13

    Sephiroth13 Beginning of the End

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    Clinger warning.
     
  9. verdiocchi

    verdiocchi Oh snap!

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    So she's 19 and you're in your mid to late 30s? I know it would be legal, but don't you think it makes you look a little desperate/creepy?
     
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    Wrap it, spermicidal lube it (superbad style) and then pray to god she's not a Stage 5. Maybe she just wants to fuck an older guy?
     
  11. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I also have to wonder...any 19 year old who proclaims she can't wait for you to feel how tight she is....probably isn't tight, because she's a little hooch. :mamoru:
     
  12. antihero

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    When you are in your mid to late 30's and havnt gotten laid in years you think you should worry about looking a little desperate or creepy?


    DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. :bigthumb:

    ... and as always, but especially this time, wrap it up with your condoms.
     
  13. SpectraRedZ

    SpectraRedZ New Member

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    My thoughts exactly :rofl:
     
  14. ElChupacabra

    ElChupacabra we should have fucking shotguns

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    ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

    She called earlier and greeted me with "hey, sexy" and just now I had to ask her where something was and when we got off the phone, she ended with "love ya". Oh yeah, and yesterday was the first time she ever didn't call me Mr. Chupacabra but rather used my first name (El :mamoru: ).
     
  15. ElChupacabra

    ElChupacabra we should have fucking shotguns

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    No shit. Let me paint you a little picture. While my soon-to-be ex-wife and I were "working on it" which included no sex or kissing or anything else like that, she was in a terrible wreck where she was broadsided by kids running a stop sign, all 4 in the other car died. So anyhow, she was off work for 3 months (was at work when it happened) and had a lot of stiffness and some soreness, but nothing to keep her from being active, just annoyances. So there were 3 or 4 times where I gave her a full body massage for hours (like 2 or 3 straight) where she was buck naked on the bed letting me massage *almost* everything. The third night when I decided to get a little too close to the honey pot to see what her reaction was, she abruptly told me not to do that again and go back to what I was doing. Worst blue balls evar. I just am not the kind to cheat, so I have toughed it out for over 3 years without so much as a kiss. But now it's going to be time to get caught up. Except my divorce should be done this week and I called the lawyer today and found out they filed the papers 3.5 weeks later than they told me they did, so I have a minimum of 4 weeks from yesterday left. :ugh::squint::wtc:
     
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    :rofl:

    love it. i say go for it man
     
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    go for it.. unless you prefer men?
     
  18. ElChupacabra

    ElChupacabra we should have fucking shotguns

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    She sent me a txt saying she hopes nothing has changed between us. I sent her one back saying there is nothing between use. She replied "ur right there isn't but me, and there is"

    /me
     
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    i'm confused by her reply lol
     
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    Haha, some crazy girl is after you.

    Word on the street is that the crazier they are, the better they are in bed. Good thing I'm a manic-depressive schizo then. :p
     
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    No offense to you...but what does it say when a 19 year old girl is begging for sex from someone nearly twice her age? If she's just a horny slut, she could easily look within her age range.

    The fact that she is SO vocal/expressive about it, and has to look outside of her peer group speaks volumes.

    She's probably got issues, and is seeking validation through sex.

    And your most recent post really confirms it. Stay away from her, she's definitely a psycho clinger.
     
  23. antihero

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    who cares? hes 40 and hasnt had sex in YEARS. a little psycho clinging is not the worst thing that could happen. fuck, you might even have fun. Im guessing that getting a lot of attention from a woman who is actually interested, sexually expressive and full of enthusiasm will do you worlds of good. Kinda sucks that it will probabably end badly, but shes 19... she might just lose interest and move on. either way, who cares.


    HIT IT. seriously. DO IT. Do it tommorow

    if you told me she had the clap, i would STILL tell you to hit it. seriously.
     
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    Honestly, it may do you good.
    I'm placing bets on: you fuck her, she gets worried you won't keep her around, and tells you a sob story involving either her father or an uncle.
    She has serious issues with needing validation from a male authority/father figure.
     
  25. ElChupacabra

    ElChupacabra we should have fucking shotguns

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    How the fuck could it do me good? Is the extra baggage worth a little sex? I doubt it greatly.
     

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