Help me out here...I'm in over my head.

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  1. _A_

    _A_ New Member

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    Hey ladies...and maybe guys, I'm wondering if you can give me some help on a problem I got myself into.

    See, I have a tendancy to stretch the truth about things in order to impress women from time to time, and it looks like it's really gotten me into trouble this time.

    I met this girl off of craigslist...I put up an ad full of my own personal details and mostly the positive things about me. I mentioned all the usual stuff like whether or not I live with my parents, my favorite kind of pizza, what some of my life goals are, how far my World of Warcraft guild has progressed in Sunwell and whether or not we've downed Kil`jaeden, favorite sports, you know, pretty standard stuff.

    So we start emailing eachother and things got pretty serious. Then, she starts asking about my guild. This is where I may have bent the truth a little bit. See, I told her that we killed Kil`jaeden and are the top guild on my server. This isn't quite true, because we haven't killed Brutallus yet. I've been keeping up this lie with her for a while now...but I can tell she's getting suspicious because I schedule our dates on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, which are prime raid nights. I tell her I don't need to stare down the minions of the Burning Crusade when I can spend time staring into her beautiful eyes. She's bought it so far.

    Long story short, she asked me to show her my characters because she wants to see "How manly They've become after being played by a man such as myself". I think she might just be wanting proof of my kills...but either way, I'm in a pickle because my character doesn't have a lot of T6 gear. Ladies, any ideas on what I should do? Should I come clean or what? Should I join another guild and get some T6 really quickly?
     
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    fray New Member

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    I'd just forget about it. When she figures out you don't have any T6 gear, she's gonna ditch you. Might as well beat her to the punch.
















    Fucking troll.
     
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    k motherfucker, I have seen a lion with wings and fangs and horns and shit
     
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    God... I'm a girl, and even I have T6 gear...


    I understand why should wouldn't want a looser like you...:ugh:
     
  6. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    wow ... thought you lied about something important
     
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    he probably asked you to say happy birthday to his friend too eh?
     
  11. sillylilchelsea

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    totally did
     
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    WoW...:hsugh::rofl:
     
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    trollllllllllllllllllllllllll
     
  14. forgotmyname

    forgotmyname Active Member

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    What the fuck is a T6 gear? :ugh:
     
  15. fray

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    loser. :mamoru:
     
  16. Jovian

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    I don't know what's worse.

    The fact that I understand what's going on in this thread.

    Or.. .. well. Nevermind.

    :rofl:
     
  17. Havsie

    Havsie When I die, bury me inside the Pepsi 1893 store OT Supporter

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    Haha faggot..my guild KILLS KILJAEDEN and I got full t6..8/8 in 2 specs...full sunwell epics and shit. You must suck bad son.
     

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