Help me go down on a girl v.neverdoneitbefore

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  1. Marmot

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    Okay, so I have a long time friend who has been living in my spare room for a month now. Long story short, I want to try going down on her. She's made a few comments about her last bf (after 2 years he ends up being gay) never touching her and her last fling being an asshole player. She's asked other various questions about if I've done it before, if I think she is attractive, and some comments about how sexual she is, etc.

    Anyways, how do I bring this up?

    Her room is right next to mine and almost every night when we both get ready to go to bed, I can hear her going to town on herself in her room and then she takes a shower. I don't drink but she usually has a couple, so I was planning on just getting tipsy with her and flat out asking "can I go down on you?" There has to be a better way though.

    I'll post pics if I get any. If not, expect a painfully hilarious rejection story here in a few days. Alright, flame on vag.
     
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    Don't ask her man. Hang out with her and drink some beers with her and just make a move on her. :dunno:

    That's the best chance you have. I have a sneaky suspicion that you are teetering on the edge of the friendzone, though, so you better make a move soon.
     
  3. Marmot

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    Yeah, I'm probably deep in it already. I'm not looking for a date or anything, I just want to try going down on a girl.

    We usually sit around on the couch and drink (well, I don't drink, but I will). I have no idea how to just make a move, which is why I was just going to ask.

    God I am going to need help :rofl:
     
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    I'm not going to tell you shouldn't do this. But I hope you know this is probably a really really bad idea. Imagine how uncomfortable you would be if it was a girl at work that shot you down in flames... and you had to see her and talk to her everyday at work. Now imagine that girl having a bedroom right next to you :eek3:

    I wish you luck though, because if it fails you are going to totaly fuck up your living situation.
     
  5. Marmot

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    She's moving out of here on Tuesday :bigthumb: Probably why I haven't tried this before. I'm about to graduate and move 2500 miles away anyways.
     
  6. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    dont ever ask her that, just kiss her first, then see where it goes.
     
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    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    just sit next to her. be sure to touch her somewhat.

    then put your hands on her face and lean in and try to TAKE a kiss. dont go half way, just fuckin go for it. you sound like you have had trouble manning up and doing this so you gotta just take what is yours.

    if you are both drunk it helps. no doubt.
     
  8. awol

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    Have a few drinks with her one night like you said and during the conversation you can mention how you can hear her at night "taking care of herself" and just calmly tell her that "if you ever need any help with that let me know". ;)

    fuk, I don't know...I'm so out of the game.
     
  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :ugh: Do you really want to create this kind of drama in your household? You live with the girl and all that's happening right now is you're be driven to eat her out....have you thought past that at all?
     
  10. Marmot

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    My first idea was like that. Something along the lines of "how about instead of the next time you feel like masturbating, I go down on you instead?"
    She's talked about masturbation a few times.
     
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    she's moving out.. your moving away.. fuck it.. why not..
     
  12. Yuppy

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    just make sure its not this time of the month. after this pic you may not want to actually do it.
     
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    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    this is why you read the thread, then post :p
     
  14. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Meh, I realized that earlier and just said fuck it. If she's moving and he's leaving then sure, why not? Try OP. Then tell us how hilarious the turnout is.
     
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    Dude if you guys are going seperate ways anyway, fuck yeah. When I was young and very inexperienced, I asked a friend of mine if I could go down on her. She said yes, I did it, had a good time, and shes still a friend :eek4:
     
  19. Exiled

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    Why not just spring it

    While you're laughing, drinking and having fun say "You know, i've always wanted to try and eat some pussy..."

    See how she reacts



    Maybe that's bad advice I dont know, lol.
     
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    Its like in family guy, where peter says "Well I was going to suggest we eat the kids, you know, like jokingly at first... but then I'd judge your reaction and if you were cool with it..."

    Kind of the same situation :rofl:
     
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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    just walk in on her when you hear her "going to town on herself" and then say somethin smooth like "can i help with anything?"
     
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    Watch a porno for instruction.
     
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    Has threadstarter accomplished his mission yet? :x:
     
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