Help! I'm being sweated by a hirsute girl, and I don't know how to handle this.

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  1. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    It's not like she isn't pretty or anything. She is, in fact, kind of really fine. We keep seeing each other around, at shows and exhibits and shit...what's weird is that they tend to be kind of out-there performances, with very sparse crowds. So there's an obvious compatibility here.

    Last weekend she flipped her hair back...and I saw a wink of hurrrrr under the arms :rofl:

    I can't get over it. I just know I'll run into her tonight, too :run:
     
  2. maskednegator

    maskednegator Kosmonaut, best we've got...

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    see if you like her. if you do like her, go ahead and have sex with her. if she turns out to be hairy, locate your sack and ask her to shave.
     
  3. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    The only place I've ever seen the word "hirsute" is on porn directory sites.

    I only clicked it once, because I didn't know what it meant :rofl:
     
  4. demosnat

    demosnat New Member

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    Someone is going to have to tell me what this means.
     
  5. DarkAngel19

    DarkAngel19 New Member

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    I'm with demos... huh? Eeenglish please:)

    If she doesn't shave, it can be an attraction issue, I know I hate body hair like that on women. You either don't sweat it, or you do. Period.

    Sup to you, man.

    DA
     
  6. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    hair under a girl's armpits turns off the OP
     
  7. demosnat

    demosnat New Member

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    Oh. Well this is silly then. Your options are 1. Deal with it (my humble suggestion) or 2. Don't bother with her. 3. ask her to shave. Which I wouldn't reccomend until you have established something, which means youll have to start with 1.
     
  8. radfad88

    radfad88 The Batman-O-Lantern

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    a "wink" like she didn't have a chance to shave that day/in a couple of days or a mess like she never has and doesn't feel the need to?

    if I don't shave every. single. day you can see it...5oclock shadow kind of deal... so maybe she just didn't have a chance to shave that day?
     
  9. Falconer

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    hirsute = hairy
     
  10. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    No "five o'clock shadow" :rofl:

    It was strandy, kind of like a little thicket.
     
  11. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    :rofl:
     
  12. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    Hmmm...I'm not sure if it does or not. Never had to really think about it. I'm juggling the three options posted, but for now I think we'll just have to hang out.
     
  13. Way_fast_Whitey

    Way_fast_Whitey Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad, I beat

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    ok..just deal with it until it shows again...then kinda playfully be like WHOA what was that? she will feel insecure and shave it..or tell you it a cultural thing and kick you in the balls.
     
  14. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    :bowrofl:
     
  15. Mangina

    Mangina New Member

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    That is the biggest turn off. Run away.
     
  16. Way_fast_Whitey

    Way_fast_Whitey Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad, I beat

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    well shit its better than saying your pet gerbal is sticking out? :mamoru:
     
  17. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    I can just picture myself saying, "whoa", and maybe knocking a drink over with my shoulder :mamoru:
     
  18. Peyton Manning

    Peyton Manning I love your mom a whole, whole lot.

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    FUCKING GROSS!
     

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