Haven't been to a club in a while... wtf do I do with my hands?

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  1. Madwolf

    Madwolf New Member

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    I danced with a friend of mine after a while cause some creeper wouldn't leave her alone. I ended up with my hands on her shoulders dancing with her from behind for most the night. Didn't feel right though, but I'm always unsure of what to do with my hands, even if I'm standing still on a normal day, I usually just shove them in my pockets. I don't believe I'm the best dancer in the world, or even know what the hell I'm doing, but for once I just found comfort in the fact that I wasn't paying attention to anything anyone else outside our group was doing so I figured anyone judging me on what I was doing was a creeper anyways.

    I wasn't really looking out for anything, since I hadn't been to a club since I was in Mexico a long time ago, but I did end up grinding backs with some chick who was pretty cute, but my confidence went south on me and I didn't do anything. I convinced myself that this was just he club and I shouldn't have expected anything.

    I have confidence for days most of the time, but I hate my lapses like that, I'm gonna see a psychologist in the next two weeks and talk to them about some stuff like that.

    Bonus lulz, don't post when drunk -> http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=4454785
     
  2. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    weirdo much ?
     
  3. Fucker

    Fucker out of the fast lane, bitches

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  4. Silmatharien

    Silmatharien OT Supporter

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    heard of hips?
     
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    the key isnt so much being a good dancer but just not giving a fuck
     
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    hips...

    then sometimes when a real gangster song comes on you raise em up above her head do some thuggish shit
     
  8. Aronomy

    Aronomy Get your COME ON!

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    Lol, I would've like to see this. Yeah, as said above, hips ;). You can be extra agressive and try sliding your hands down the front of her pants to see how she reacts.
     
  9. forgotmyname

    forgotmyname Active Member

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    The "thing" is to dance behind her, like dry sex. I went there with a friend last weekend and basically every girl was dancing with her circle of girlfriends till a male came back behind them and start rubbing each other.

    Fuck this shit isn't for me.
     
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    Justin Niggalake New Member

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    i don't know why, but :rofl::rofl:
     
  11. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    shoulders? from behind.

    Well son, you should have just bent her over then and there and had your way with you :ugh:
     
  12. RichieHemingway

    RichieHemingway New Member

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    What's wrong with the waist area?
     
  13. BlackIce72

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    ^^ nothing

    it depends on HOW you hold them though

    can't be too firm and awkward (like you're trying to cop way too much of a feel) and can't be weak and lack presence

    the idea is to make her feel sexy but not obsessed over

    one of my favs (if we're "spooning") is to grab her hands and hold them over our heads then put her hands on the back of my head while I glide my hands down her arms and sides (making sure, of course, to get some side boob action) then down to the hips and pull them closer to my raging boner


    ^^ use with caution please
     
  14. RichieHemingway

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    The raging boner is key.

    Without it, that move could destroy your rep.
     
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    exactly, man

    without that she'll just think you're straight-up gay
     
  16. Mitchj

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    weird thread
     
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    Haha, she's not my type. I was just protecting her from some dude who just couldn't take a hint. I just never know what to do with my hands, just self-conscious about it.
     
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    Yea, I'm not really it that much, and like I said before she isn't my type so it was doing NOTHING for me what-so-ever. I have nothing against dry humping though, except with my last girl friend. All she would do was dry hump me for like 2 weeks, got to 2nd base and she wouldn't go any farther even though I tried and tried. I called it off about a week afterwards. She liked me more than I liked her and I wasn't going to be in a relationship where she just dangled sex over my head all day long.

    And fuck the homos trolling this thread. I apologize for not sitting home and playing with my penis until 3am instead of going out and actually talking to a female. :mamoru:
     
  19. knucks

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    elbows side to side, lean like a cholo
     
  20. Madwolf

    Madwolf New Member

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    We had my buddy drunk off his ass and fist pumping on command all night long. :rofl:
     
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    OP makes me feel awkward.
     
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    Start at hips, then use her belt loops to kind of guide her around your junk. She'll get the hint.
     
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    was waiting for it :rofl:
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  24. Kinks

    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    so you should :fawk:
     
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    drink in one hand, other on her hip
     

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