Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by dan7532, Jul 29, 2008.
I have not.
i pee on my woman in the shower every time
lol, poll up!
shower as a joke, bitch was in the way
Does anybody have SOs who WANT to be peed on? Or any of YOU who want to be peed on?
I don't know how this ex-gf and I got started on this joke about peeing on people, I think its because I kept watching the parody of R Kelly by Dave Chappelle over and over and it was getting on her nerves. Also I remember that she was making fun of me because I had trouble peeing in front of someone. So once she was taking a bath and I went in there to pee and she started teasing me because I just standing there holding my cock.
So I'm like, "oh yeah how about I piss on you?" and turned towards her in the tub. She said, "oh yeah? go ahead.." taunting me but still turning her face and peeking out of one eye, like how someone is threatening to spray you with a hose.
I stood there a sec, honestly trying to pee on her.... no dice. I go back to the toilet and shes giggling. Finally I feel the pee starting to come out so I hurry up and turn right to the tub and she doesn't flinch... BAM nailed her!
once. i was on sort of a hookup with a guy in his hot tub drinking beer and after a while i had to go so i started to get out of the tub.
he asks if i would go on him. i didn't think he was serious at first but he insisted that he was.
i was too embarassed because i had never encountered anything like this before.
i said no i'll just go in the bathroom. so i'm going in the toilet and he comes into the bathroom and just puts his mouth right under my dick and starts drinking.
i recoil and manage to stop pissing. he just lays down in his shower and says go for it, so i did.
after he was done he started sucking me off, i didn't really enjoy pissing on him, but seeing him get off was hot, i guess.
anyhow, i showered him off and had him brush his teeth/gargle before we continued our night.
i had a ex that loved it.
i even peed in her butt once.. that was harder then hell to do. lol
whenever were in the shower i always try and surprise her, she gets me back though haha
the real question is does she notice?
An ex did pee on me once. He did not have permission.
I socked him.
yes and she says WTF every time heh
that almost made me spit out my water!
storytime. WHY did he pee on you?
He thought he was funny. Turns out he's just stupid. Showertime over.
wow, you sound like a frigid cunt! no offense.........
what a kinky slut... she's a keeper
I have not.....not my thing.
ok, A. i wasnt going to say anything because to each their own, but this is freakyshiat, if you get so angry at your SO over them peeing on you in the fucking SHOWER...then maybe this isnt the forum for you..just my opinion. and B. shower time over? storming out over it? wash your leg off and yell at him or something if you really dont like it...
I had told him he had to ask permission. I would have consented had I been prepared. He was not a very conscientious partner - too self involved.
He didn't pee on my leg. Geez. Don't pretend you know whatcha don't!
Once in the shower
we'd pee on each other in the shower
once in the shower as a joke.
You must hate spontaneity. And not being in control. What is there to prepare?
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yes I have.
Only in the shower. And it isn't sexual. It's just me being a disgusting pig of a guy. I get slapped for. But she dosn't freak out and end "shower time."