Have you ever done any type of colon cleanse?

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  1. Diesel Fumes

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    Im talking about consumption of something, not a cleaning from the rear end.

    What is a good diet to adhere to if I want to clean out my pipes? I've read that quite often intestines will become lined with a rock hard substance that is hard to get rid of.
     
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    the body is good at cleansing itself, just eat clean (ie. unprocessed) foods and lots of fibre. colon cleansing products tend to clean out EVERYTHING, including the good bacteria and flora in the intestines that are needed for proper digestion.
     
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    eat some metamucil (sp?)
     
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    They make a chocolate metamucil, no carbs, no sugar, tastes really good. Toss a scoop or two in a protein shake and it will keep you nice and regular.
     
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    Phospho-soda = shit your brains out for hours. You can get it at the drug store.
     
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    take ~60g fiber per day (total); use phylum husk to get the fiber your diet doesn't provide. Keep increasing the fiber till you are shitting 2x per day. Don't take supps/efas around your excessive fiber dosing. spread fiber throughout the day. Do this for 2 weeks, 4x per year. Really helps IMO
     
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    Or you can just take a couple of drips of Visine and mix with your protein shake.
     
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    isn't visine basically a chemical makeup of tears? if then, i'm set since i cry when i see myself in the mirror from being so fat and the tears drip down in to my shakes.
     
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    Yep, it also makes you shit your brains out. I only know becuase of a practical joke played on me. :o
     
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    maxx's HRT giveaway contest FTW
     
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    :rofl:

    gotta remember this for the next bachalor party
     
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    Couple drips in someones beer and they will be partying in the bathroom most of the night.
     
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    wouldn't want them to miss out on the party of their life

    sometime in the morning would be good
     
  18. Diesel Fumes

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    Sounds like the best idea yet, thanks. Im really not keen on taking supplements. Did it once before tho and I took some massive shits :ugh:
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    ZMA makes it so I hit the can 3+ times a day
     
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    Weird, ZMA just gives me weird dreams
     
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    I'm taking Lipodrene, would this have a negative effect while taking fiber supplements? Also, what is efas?

    Thanks
     
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    wat
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    Makes me sleep a LOT better. I don't wake up during the night that I remember :bowdown:
     
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    Honestly... I don't even know what that is, but your comment made me laugh :dunno:

    Come on man :bigthumb:
     
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