Has anyone jacked off at work?

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  1. The Illusionist

    The Illusionist New Member

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    care to share any stories????
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I've clicked the mouse while driving, but never while working.
     
  3. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    Just a couple clicks or did you go for the gold?
     
  4. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    click the mouse? I thought it was flick the bean.
     
  5. teep

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  6. BoomerP

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    I wonder if anyone has jacked of where I work. And who. Hmmm...
    Undercover time!
     
  7. Ideotique

    Ideotique Drinking on monday nights does not make me an alco

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    Yes

    And also an ill advised work fling resulted in a handjob under the desk during work hours.
     
  8. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    lol, werd!
     
  9. badkarma

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  10. Nomad

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    i've gotten head when i was at work by an ex
     
  11. giz

    giz Active Member

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    like once a week :rofl:

    the bathroom nearest me is super small, barely fits two people, and somebody always seems to walk in
     
  12. Alexqzilla

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    NO

    Never

    ...Not even one time


    Not my thing












    :hs:
     
  13. LatinLover

    LatinLover Puppah Lover...

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    guilty, your honor

    Actually, I jerked off in my office with some girls over cam and using my work computer. Once sperm was all over the keyboard, and I spent the whole lunch cleaning it
     
  14. xpinchx

    xpinchx hes got a nice cock, on the thin side but its stil

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    Once in the bathroom (single toilet bathroom so no chance anyone would walk in). I was super horny tho, after all was said and done it was like 15 seconds.
     
  15. BoomerP

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    I am so not using other peoples keyboards from now on
     
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    Thank god I sit at my desk only, :rofl:

    But no, although there are times I have contimplated. But thats what OT does to you all day.
     
  17. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Couple of clicks. It got weird when a guy in a semi passed and got a good show.

    Cant it be both? :mamoru:

    And holy shit, I never would have thought his many people would say yes!!
     
  18. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    just_another_on New Member

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    :bowrofl: Omg beer im in fucking stitches at my desk right now :bowrofl:
     
  20. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    On occassion and once as a request from my porn buddy who asked for details :mamoru:
     
  21. Ford4Life

    Ford4Life Guest

    Yep, I have.

    I was also fuck buddies with a co-worker, so I've had sex at work to. I banged her on a conference room table, among other places.
     
  22. XaPU!M

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    I clicked on this thread thinking the responses would be all

    :ugh: Dude, your at work. Why would you want to jack it in a bathroom







    Guess I was wrong, and another reason why I love working from home. (Because I don't have to shake anyones hand at work or touch their keyboards)
     
  23. D7

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    I can never drive by your work again without :rofl:
     
  24. BoomerP

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    Damn now I'm going to be thinking about this
     
  25. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    I have at previous jobs, but not at this one.
     

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