Has anyone here tried to do a body cleanse?

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  1. nrgyserboy

    nrgyserboy New Member

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    I was talking to a friend who was trying to get me to do a "Master Cleanse" with him. Basically, drink nothing but this lemon + water + maple syrup concoction for a week straight. No food at all. Just this liquid and supposedly it cleans all the waste out of your system. You lose water weight and probably a gang of muscle and fat. Has anyone ever tried this? I unfortunately am not a believer nor do I want to lose all the progress I made in the gym but I'd like your thoughts.
     
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    you could do that, and then return to a shit diet, and repeat every few months. or you could just eat right
     
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    All they do is make you shit a lot and then you move onto shitting burning water. It is a giant waste of time.
     
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    or have some fiber
     
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    I think this was probably covered in Sex in the City.

    Also, this doesn't sound like it could even come close to meeting even your daily nutritional minimums, so if you'd like to look like Gandhi go ahead.
     
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    I did something fucking stupid like this once with an ex girlfriend.

    It was fucking stupid and resulted in nothing.
     
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    my morning shit is so big its usually a master cleanse
     
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    It's complete bullshit
     
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    my coworker tried it last summer and gave in on day 5 after i brought back bacon cheeseburgers and ate them next to him 4 days in a row :bowrofl:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    lol irl
     
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    I would recommend this if you are planning on going on a real balanced diet after this.
    It can be useful if you eat a lot of mercury laden fish, it will help you detoxify from the mercury build up... and other such items

    (this is when people say why be so anti trans fat, when there are other poisons such as above that build up in your body... well here is a solution to that one. there is no real solution from removing TF from your system, maybe with heavy doses of niacin, but that more so removes free cholesterol and im not sure about the already hardened kind.)
     
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    i only did it because, even before he started the "diet", he spent DAYS talking down his nose to me about being holistic and having a greater connection with nature and purity

    so i brought in the big guns
     
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    How exactly does lemon juice, cheyenne pepper and water remove mercury from your body?
     
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    drinking tea works.
     
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    body cleanse? Yes I shower daily.
     
  19. synthetic

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    why do i feel like I am the human wikipedia this past month....

    I mean I even have nutritionists asking me questions..wtf

    Funny on the radio I heard today about FDA standardizing drug testing protocol, as some drugs are chosen by doctors because of more marketing hype than reason.... one doc asked by his students why he gave a patient a certain drug replied, i dont know, ive always given it....
     
  20. entropy138

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    So does having a Liver and kidneys...
     
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    good job on providing a solid answer to the question at hand
     
  22. Man Bear Pig

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    Could have just said you have no clue.
     
  23. synthetic

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    no... i give a hint at what it is... then you research deeper. if someone asks you the same in the future, then you will be the clueless one as to why if i just give everything to you.... this is becoming the failure of colelge where people jsut google research papers and what not instead of understanding the true meaning of their topic to study by evaluating multiple sources biased and unbiased.
     
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    LOL. AMIRITE?
     
  25. synthetic

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    thats why i wasnt an english major :)
     
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