Has anyone ever took Extenze?

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  1. [lolz]

    [lolz] OT Supporter

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    If you did, could you please post what it did to you?
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    It doesn't work.
     
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    You know from experience?
     
  4. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    No, I don't have a penis. But the only thing that can work and lengthen a penis is penis-lengthening surgery.

    Don't fall for the hype of those horrible commercials. They use fake actors for them for a reason.
     
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    I've read that it pretty much just boosts blood flow to the area, which does make it feel larger at the time, but there are no long-lasting effects.
     
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    learn to use your fingers better
     
  7. Falconer

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    Yeah it doesn't work.

    Actually I'd take the money you were going to spend on Extenze and buy a grammar book. "taken" is perfect past tense of "take." So it should be "Has anyone ever taken Extenze?"

    Past tense: "I took Extenze"
    Perfect past tense: "I have taken Extenze"



    Seriously tho there are no pills that make your dick bigger. Or boobs, if you're a chick.
     
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    Don't some birth control pills actually cause breasts to grow a bit? I've never taken it being male, but my gf and other women I've known have said similar things before... maybe I misunderstood them though?
     
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    and then, like pregnancy... they go back to pre-pill size if you stop taking them.
     
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    You really should speak to a professional about your obsessive disorder.
     
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    One time, I was listening to Love Line, and Adam Corolla made a good point..."if anyone ever, successfully made a pill that would enlarge a man's penis, they would be the richest, most profitable, most powerful, company in the world." ... we should ask Google to start researching.
     
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    Nope

    That's the present perfect tense.

    Ask to borrow that book you recommended when he's done.
     
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    fuck that's what I meant :uh:

    I got the "perfect" part right :rofl:

    edit - I can't believe I made that mistake twice. Back to grammar school for me. Oh well, at least I speak correctly even if I mess up the terms :uh:
     
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    joe rogan said it best.

    if there really big dick pills, some guy would OD on them within the first 30min of them being available. hed be in the parking lot choking on a bottle of pills.
     
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    :rofl: is this the infomercial where they ask a guy who's standing next to a girl if he's taken it? then, when asked what happened, the guy and the girl look at each other, giggle, and say, "it got bigger." without fail, it's the same answer every time. is that said infomercial we're talking about? :o

    :rofl: you've GOT to be kidding me that people would believe that. :dunno:
     
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    DAMMIT my last hope!
     
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    I'm surprised they changed back to that bs line about making it grow. For awhile they just stuck with the idea of it being a nonprescription viagra.
     
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    "take it from me! i'm a crummy actor pretending to be a doctor!"
     
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    "Increase the size of that certain part of a man's body" :rofl:

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    "It got....bigger!" :mamoru:
     
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