Happy Fourth, Americans

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  1. MaineSucks

    MaineSucks OT Supporter

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    I walked through a county courthouse square
    On a park bench, an old man was sittin' there.
    I said, "Your old court house is kinda run down,
    He said, "Naw, it'll do for our little town".
    I said, "Your old flag pole is leaned a little bit,
    And that's a ragged old flag you got hangin' on it".
    He said, "Have a seat", and I sat down,
    "Is this the first time you've been to our little town"
    I said, "I think it is"
    He said "I don't like to brag, but we're kinda proud of
    That Ragged Old Flag

    "You see, we got a little hole in that flag there,
    When Washington took it across the Delaware.
    and It got powder burned the night Francis Scott Key sat watching it,
    writing "Say Can You See"
    It got a rip in New Orleans, with Packingham & Jackson
    tugging at its seams.
    and It almost fell at the Alamo
    beside the Texas flag,
    But she waved on though.
    She got cut with a sword at Chancellorsville,
    And she got cut again at Shiloh Hill.
    There was Robert E. Lee and Beauregard and Bragg,
    And the south wind blew hard on
    That Ragged Old Flag

    "On Flanders Field in World War I,
    She got a big hole from a Bertha Gun,
    She turned blood red in World War II
    She hung limp, and low, a time or two,
    She was in Korea, Vietnam, She went where she was sent
    by her Uncle Sam.
    She waved from our ships upon the briny foam
    and now they've about quit wavin' back here at home
    in her own good land here She's been abused,
    She's been burned, dishonored, denied an' refused,
    And the government for which she stands
    Has been scandalized throughout out the land.
    And she's getting thread bare, and she's wearin' thin,
    But she's in good shape, for the shape she's in.
    Cause she's been through the fire before
    and i believe she can take a whole lot more.

    "So we raise her up every morning
    And we bring her down slow every night,
    We don't let her touch the ground,
    And we fold her up right.
    On second thought
    I *do* like to brag
    Cause I'm mighty proud of
    That Ragged Old Flag"


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  2. uf20wop

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    fucking YMCA is closed today :mad:
     
  4. kilian

    kilian You've got quite a treasure there in that Horadric OT Supporter

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    Fucking Performance Fitness is closed today.
     
  5. TZ

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    its all good :o

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  6. igo4bmx

    igo4bmx WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FU OT Supporter

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    team america... FUCK YEAH!
     
  7. BillyJackNCoke

    BillyJackNCoke I've got something to say, I raped your mother tod

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    good ole Johnny Cash!
     
  8. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    America...
    America...
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Freedom is the only way yeah,
    Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    What you going to do when we come for you now,
    it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

    FUCK YEAH!

    McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
    Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
    The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
    Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
    NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
    Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
    The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
    Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

    FUCK YEAH!

    Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
    Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
    Porno, FUCK YEAH!
    Valium, FUCK YEAH!
    Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
    Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
    Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
    Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
    Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
    Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

    Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
    White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
    The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
    Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
    Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
    Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
    Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
    Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
    Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
    Republicans (republicans)
    (fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
    Sportsmanship
    Books...
     
  9. VinSVT

    VinSVT New Member

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    so last saturday night I was sitting at home on the computer like I do most nights, when my little brother came home from hanging out wiht some girls. He's 14 but sexually active, and sometimes I show him squirting pornos to show him out to satisfy a girl. but anyway, he came home with this little girl, and they went up to his room and closed the door. My parents were out at some tupperware party or some shit like that. Well I thought it was pretty hot when I heard them making out, so I went upstairs to listen through the door. After about 15 minutes i could hear the zippers unzipping and all that hot shit going on, and I coulndt take it anymore, I ran to my room, threw on some sweatpants for easy access, and started masturbating outside of his door. well 2 minutes later I heard him tell her he was going to go grab a sandwhich while he regenerated, so I ran to the bathroom to finish off. I stopped for a minute while I was in the bathroom and listened for his footsteps, but didnt hear anything so I started up again. Well just then he opened the goddamn door to the bathroom. He yelled what the fuck at me but just kept staring at me. He knew that I was a virgin even though I was 20 but still I know way more about sex, so he asked me what he should do with her next while still staring at my throbbing member that was in my hand. I said, well, in cum farters 9 he pulls out and jacks off like this; and started jerking it again. And then as I came, I explained to him that you put it up to her asshole right before you cum. He said oh.. well.. i mean.. I dont know if it will look sexy when I do that, becuase my cock isn't nearly as veiny as yours. I said what the fuck, that is completely irrelevant you nigger; and assured him that he probably had a beautiful cock. So he pulled it out. I swear to god I had never seen a cock with that much of a curve to the left, and right then, i knew I had to have it. The sheer mathematical right angle of it made it the sexiest thing I had ever seen. I swear i'm not gay, but that thing was just looking directly at the mirror to my right and I got down on my knees and manuevered around to get on it with my lips. Well after a minute I got my first taste of semen, and I've been openly bi ever since. But back tot he story, his gf walked home after we refused to open the bathroom door and she has never come back to our house since
     
  10. BarbaraWaltersPegleg

    BarbaraWaltersPegleg Irish Guido

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  11. Shiftknob

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    Have a good holiday guys. Waiting for this tropical rainshit to pass over so I can go blow my shit up and aim mortars at the illegals.
     
  12. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    The rain is so depressing! My block party is really getting shot to shit. :(

    And Happy 4th, everyone!
     
  13. evolude

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    feliz adelante de julio
     
  14. benny196

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    How were your guy's fireworks?
     
  15. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    I went down town, walked 5 blocks to where I thought the Survivor and Loverboy concert and fireworks were going to be and there was nothing there. Turned out the newspaper misprinted the date and it was on Sunday.

    But I drove to another place in town and saw Heart play and they were awesome and so were the fireworks. :cool:

    Hope everyone else had a great time and didn't ruin their cut! :wavey:
     
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  16. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    It rained off and on but in the end it was okay.
     
  17. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    Im in fucking tears right now:rofl::eek4:

    you had a weird 4th :rofl: But congrads on coming out...I guess
     
  18. kit99bar

    kit99bar USPA Class 2, weak, old man!

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    :eek4::rofl:

     
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