happiness is when your mom shops at vitamin shoppe and knows your brand of protein

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  1. KingGargantuan

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    20lbs of free protein ftw.
     
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    yea, that would be pretty sexy
     
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    You suck :squint: My mom is still trying to warn me of the dangers of a high protein diet :rofl:
     
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    my dad asked me about GHR's last night :eek3:
     
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    or when your mom knows your brand of condom
     
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    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    My mom gave me her debit card today and said to go buy some stuff that would help her with her diet and exercise. My buddies store opens at 11 :noes:
     
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    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    Yea, I plan on buying one of each of everything. Actually just some pro-elite butter creme toffee :yum:
     
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    My dad did that. He used to put a pack of 12 under my pillow:eek3: My GF thought that was very :coolugh: of him. My mother gave me a bunch of shit about whey when she came over to my house. My grandfather said it was fine and very healthy and with all the lifting I do I need this supplement to balance my bodies needs.;) Grandpa and dad rock!!!
     
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    :rofl: when my younger brother was like 16, my mother found condoms in his bathroom, 1/2 used box.

    so she went and bought him a 12 pack and put them on the counter witha note.

    he was a bit embarrased :mamoru:
     
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    my mother always gives me gift cards to costco, that is FTW
     
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    11ty lb bags of chicken :yum:
     
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    i need to get her to start giving me wegmans gift cards :yum:
     
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    uAb0b Buckeye Fitness

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    I have the WORST condom finding story ever.

    Me and my girl decided on a night that we would fuck for the first time. I got a condom from my buddy because I was too afraid to buy some. Well, I left the house and got to her place. While watching a movie with her parents, I checked my pocket to make sure I still had ole glory ready for the journey... and fuck, I'd lost the condom somewhere in the house! So while watching the movie I sat there subtly feeling around in the couch, checking everywhere it could be... no condom. So now I freak out and make up some excuse to leave so I could check to see if by chance, I left it at home. Well, I get there and my parents are sitting in the living room watching TV with smirks on their faces. No bother, I ran to my room searching frantically. Well, after 10 minutes my mom yelled "hey what are you looking for?" So I go out to the living room. My mom then pointed to the TV and said... the dog brought that out into the living room and started tearing it up... that what you're looking for? There sat the condom, ripped to shreds and covered in dog slober. Oh the humiliation!
     
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    :werd: my mom thinks protein + creatine is like steroids :noes:
     
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    I think mines a little worse and a little grosser. Just got done having sex with my gf for the first time, so I go to the bathroom to take off the condom but someone told me that if you tried to flush it down the toilet it would get clogged or that it wont flush and I didn't want to throw it in the garbage cause we had a maid and I didnt trust her. She probably would have told my parents if she found it. So I just decided to put it under my soap dish and I'll take it out to the trash later after my gf left. Well..I got distracted and forgot about it. Several days later my mom comes up to me and says "Is there anything you want to talk about" ...I was like :ugh: "No..??". Anyways it turns out she found the condom because there was a trail of ants leading under the soap dish eating the cum inside the condom :noes: :hs:
     
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    Should have flushed it :ugh:
     
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    LOL great story would read again :o
     
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    Good stories.
     
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    wtfbarf
     
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    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    sadness is being 30+ something an your mom shopping for you
     
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    My mom always buys my protein - and she just bought me a EFS power belt & a CoC Trainer :o
     
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    happiness is being 30+ something an your mom blowing me.
     
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