FRK Halarious Sex Laws!

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  1. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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  2. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.

    Oh oh, I wanna play Empress ;)
     
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    can i "visit" :naughty:
     
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    In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal. :eek3: :eek4: :eek3: :eek4: :eek3: :eek4: :eek3: :eek4:

    No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. :bowrofl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! i know alot of people that live there :bowrofl:
     
  5. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    :rofl: that's awesome!

    Permission granted for visit:mamoru:
     
  6. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    Wonder if I did anything illegal this weekend? :mamoru:


    well, it wasn't in the states in which the act was illegal, so I guess I'm safe:rofl:
     
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  7. Takitome

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    lol remember I heard this one before somewhere... Definatly moving there if I ever get married :)
     
  8. ExDelayed

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    Need to test this one out with a guy and see what the cops say. :mamoru:

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    Better. :whip:
     
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    :rofl::rofl: Be sure to post the details :mamoru:
     
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    Screw the details, I would be posting penny pics!
     

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