FRK hahaha, funny story about this weekend..

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  1. Eugene Wildwood

    Eugene Wildwood Foxbody for life!

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    Ok, first off, this is weird..

    Two friends and I were shooting pool Saturday night, and while I was off getting something to drink, They somehow started talking to these 3 women, oddly enough, all dressed in pink..So they were sitting there bsing, I introduced myself as usual, Well they started talking about fucking and wanting some dick, they were pretty and all, but WAAAAAY to whorish for me, kinda sad coming from a 20 year old guy huh..? HAHA! Anyways, I was done with my game, so I took a seat while my 2 friends played a game, well during the game I was talking to one of them about how easy it SHOULD be for a girl to get some dick, (told u this was odd), Well, she goes, "Really, it's actually not that easy.." So I was like, "fuck it..." and said, "If I thought you could handle it, I MIGHT fuck you, If I allow it.." and she has this look on her face that was priceless, And she goes "Oh, I dont think you could scare me lil boy..". So I was thinking, "ok, whore, well see..." So I leaned really close to her and said "Im a sadist, I enjoy causing pain to those who allow me to..I love tying up a young lady such as yourself and gagging her with a ballgag and flogging your ass and back while I sodomize your asshole with the biggest feasable sex toy I can find and then grabbing you by the hair and face fucking your sweet little innocent face.." and sat back, and she just looked at me wide eyed and told her friends they needed to leave, and went and talked to some other guy's..It was funny as hell, but I couldnt have done it if I had'nt been drinking that night. That was the most disrespectful I have EVER been to a girl, and It was quite fun, But I think I would have caught something If Id pursued, So I just had some fun..It was great!
     
  2. FairyTat

    FairyTat Anticipation, the taste of things to cum

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    Priceless. :bigthumb: That's what she gets for wearing pink! :mamoru:

    I've done something similar to a guy trying to pick me up in a bar. I thought he was going to piss his pants. Especially after I reached up and gave his nipple a nice hard pinch.
     
  3. Stereo lol

    Stereo lol I don't know if I should say it

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    pmsl nice one, sluts are a pain in the ass somethimes
     
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    R6EXTERRA New Member

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    Wow...that is funny as shit....a little demeaning.

    However, NOT ALL WOMEN....but some think that their pussy is the end all and be all of man. Good for you to show them different.
     
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    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    :werd: :rofl:
     
  7. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    I would've loved to see her face! :rofl:
     
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    :werd: well done!!
     
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    mkevaldz New Member

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    :bowdown: that's just....words...can't..describe...they should have sent the poet
     
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    KeeperOfAcheron I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of a

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    Bwhahaha....awsome!
     
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    :rofl: owned her lol :bowdown:
     
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    That reminds me of a moment I had when I was in the Navy. I was standing a security watch at the Bowling Alley in Great Lakes, Ill. and cruising through the pool room. There were three young ladies there shooting pool. No biggie, except they had fairly large rears. I told my buddy to follow me and went walking past them. As I got close to them I started singing "Fat Bottomed Girls"...needless to say, if looks could kill, I wouldn't be here today. They left shortly there after, cussing me and flipping me off as they went. We rolled!:rofl:
     
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    unrealii professor of plant biology

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    :rofl: that's awesome...
     
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    wannaseemysocks I Have Big Socks...

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    that is awesome... stupid sluts....hahaha
     
  15. Eugene Wildwood

    Eugene Wildwood Foxbody for life!

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    Yeah it was pretty fun. I wish I could do it more.
     
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    Gosh if your good at that, you must rock at Pool!!!
     
  17. Eugene Wildwood

    Eugene Wildwood Foxbody for life!

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    haha, I get lucky..
     
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    bwaaahahhahahahhahah nice one widow :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bigthumb:
     
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  20. QUEEN BLUE

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    how funny ... too bad you didn't have a camera to get the expression on her face!!
     
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    widowmaker, you're my new hero
     
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    Being mean to people is fun. :)
     
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    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    bwahahahahhahahaha Omg.. :rofl:
    that's awesome... that should teach them a little humility.
     

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