had sex first time and was very very lame

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  1. JohnDoe

    JohnDoe Guest

    well first we used a condom, she rode me for awhile, I pounded her. I literally had no pleasure and she wasnt getting any pleasure either. So like ten minutes later I do her with no condom felt good as hell, splooged in her, took about 1 and a half for the whole process. That is my loss of virginity story, :hsd:
     
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    Sounds very, lame. Better luck next time.
     
  3. Improvolone

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    Porn: Teaching the youth of today that pouding a pussy equals pleasure for both
     
  4. Ryuhei

    Ryuhei Oh gawd

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    Took one and a half what? Minutes?
     
  5. Louis M

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    in her? great, that means that they'll be another idiot like this in nine months
     
  6. RockChick

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    amazing?!?
    what about foreplay? taking time for each other...
    what about you stop pounding her and instead you try making love... she's your gf and not some random hooker right!?!?
    also what about her pleasure after you took off the bad bad condom? did she enjoy it? was she on the pill? or is your next thread something like "OMG i think my gf is pregnant!"?

    how old are you guys?
     
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    WHYY?

    :werd:
     
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    okita1 Great spirits have always encountered violent oppo

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    highly doubtful, even if he is an idiot and she was on no BC, the chance of her getting pregnant is very very small.
     
  10. RedVsBlue

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    was she a virigin? Sounds like an odd story, but hey atleast it can only get better for ya right?
     
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    OH OH but he will still post that he thinks she is pregnant..

    FTL
     
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    rofl. what kind of condom did you use?
     
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    you sound like a fucking asshole. (but ur right, with a condom i get like no feeling too)
     
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    Keep up your "technique" and the rest of your sexual career will be just as lame.

    Find a condom that fits.
    Use of the phrase "splooged in her" will highly limit any prospects of a repeat.
     
  15. Casino

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    how is the chance very very little?
     
  16. AstroGirl

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    Her mosa? ITS MY MOSA!!!
    Splooged in her?? One, no more saying splooged. Two, no more cumming IN girls. My guess is that you both are not financially/ mentally stable/ responsible enough to handle a child. While having sex is fun, there is still responsibility involved with it. Wrap it up next time, pull out, get her on the pill, whatever you have to do. For christs sake, do not cum in her. Ugh...
     
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    :werd: this sounds like the start to a "And nine months later, we put baby laqueesha up for adoption because my mcdonalds salary couldn't support her with all her fancy vuitton jumpers and formulas..." story :hsugh:
     
  18. AstroGirl

    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    Her mosa? ITS MY MOSA!!!
    :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    :werd: Everyone wants to do but 1/2 of the time they seem like they are not mature enough to be doing it much less able to accept responsibility for it. I am still in awww that you used the word splooged. I hated to just type it much less even consider saying it
     
  20. Cerridwen

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    That's why there are so many unplanned pregnancies out there.
    Just keep telling people this so they keep doing it thinking they're not going to get pregnant because someone on OT said they weren't going to. :rolleyes:
     
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    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    :eek3: I didn't even see that comment before. I just hope that guy isn't a sex-ed teacher at a highschool :noes:
     
  22. RedVsBlue

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    So its better to lie and say every time you have unprotected sex you will get the girl pregnant? Alright I will keep that in mind...

    I am all for abstinance until you are in a long term relationship, and all for planned BC until you are ready for a kid. I dont think you should be having sex at all if you are in a position where a pregnancy would "ruin your life". That being said, Im not going to sit here and tell someone that there is a high chance of pregnancy from unprotected sex when in all actuality there isnt. Furthermore we have no clue if she was even ovulating at the time.

    To much detail is left out to bash on a guy about getting a girl pregnant when most likely she is no where near pregnant. Yea the chance exists, but its very slim!

    And if someone does anything because someone else on OT says something...then they are already an idiot, nothing would have saved them anyways.

    And education has nothing to do with the reason why there are so many unplanned pregnancies out there. Stupidity and lack of education are the reasons behind that, along with poor parenting, and lack of anything else to do for teens. Thats a whole different subject indeed, but posts on an internet message board do nothing to influence the amount of unplanned pregnancies in this world.

    But hey, if you want to give me credit for it, go ahead :)
     
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    Good god people. Cummin in a girl greatly increases your chances of gettin her pregnant. Misinformation is indeed harmful. Lets not make a lion out to be like a tabby cat.
     
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    Holy Doodle.

    I really want to post a very smart ass reply, but it would bad form.
    You pounded in to her?
    You did the deed without a condom?
    I shake my head. I snicker.
    It just takes one determined little tadpole, either from ejaculation or that interesting stuff known in some social circles as "precum" to zero in and meet its mark...hey, then you become a full fledged member of the Daddy Club. You ready to join that? I don't think so.
    Pound into her? Where's the gentleness in that? What are you a pneumatic nailer? Good Lord. What kind of talk is that?
    While I am cognizant the first time is usually fraught with angst, I strongly suggest the next time you engage in bedroom acrobatics, that you use a condom, I am sure there are some on the market that um, allows more "pleasure". Also take your time, it's not a race, fool around a bit, actually fool around a lot and hopefully you'll realize that the be all to end all, is not merely pounding it in to her.

    Be careful out there.

    :) Cliffs: Use a condom. Foreplay (lots).
     
  25. AstroGirl

    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: Omigosh, I am dying over here :rofl:
     

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