FRK Had fun and almost died! v. click/read/find out why

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  1. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    Ok, this last Saturday night was my first experience ever being drunk...not just tipsy, intoxicated. I had a blast, I drove home with my husbands brother and his (insert nastiest name ever) girlfriend.

    I was in the backseat and my cute drunk'n self decided to start playing with my brother-inlaws hair (he has very long hair past his shoulders). I am awesome at head/neck/back rubs so I started doing my awesome thang. He starts moaning and sighing like he is gonna cum all over the place, it also doesn't help he is saying that it is by far the best massage he has ever received and that I should be a professional ...blahblah...The girlfriend who is legally insane turns the music up to avoid hearing her boyfriends moans of pleasure. At that point I realized she was getting pissed! Of course I don't stop because I am not doing anything wrong, this guy is like a brother to me and there is nothing inappropriate about me giving him a little rub. So he then turns down the music (lol) and keeps going...this is where we almost died. She begins to drive like a fucking crazy person (like she is) swerving everywhere, speeding and she almost lost control and then almost rear ended a truck. Since I was drunk and so was he we just kept having a great time pissing her off! It got to the point where she told me to sit back and put my seat belt on!!! :rofl: I said I'm pretty sure if you are over the age of 12 and 70lbs I don't need the belt, but at that point I was scared that she was going to commit double homicide and suicide. (she already has one suicide attempt under her belt :noes:)

    When we get home I thank her for the ride (this was like a 25min long massage/ride home) I go the kitchen and hear him telling her in the foyer that I'm his brothers wife, there is nothing to be jealous about and stop being a freaking jealous psycho. The whole time we were there for vacation this bitch was a fucking well...bitch...it made my vacation to piss her off that bad! :mamoru:

    I never understood the allure of making other girls jealous until Saturday night!

    Big Ego Boost For Me and Pissed off a Bitch I Hate. Does life get any better?:wiggle:
     
  2. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    :bowrofl: priceless
     
  3. DvBoard

    DvBoard New Member

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    Sounds like a fun time! :bigthumb:








    btw: 1 Massage please.
     
  4. JoJoBee

    JoJoBee Hanging out with my chicks! OT Supporter

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  5. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    Very sneeky of you :naughty: I missed that the first time I read your reply :rofl:
     
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    Very nice, always good fun, and even more so when drunk.
     
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    All fun and games until someones tires get slashed :wtc:
     
  8. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    :mamoru: thats a good point...
     
  9. lauren

    lauren Active Member

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    way to unnecessarily escalate drama. :hsugh:
     
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  10. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    If you could have only been there :rofl: many would have wanted to do much worse to piss off this girl...
     
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    Where's the freaky?? :dunno:
     
  12. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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  13. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    ok, ok it might not be a 10 on the freaky scale, but for me it was at least 2 :mamoru:

    Pleasuring another man other than my hubby, making another woman jealous, and me being drunk were all new and exciting things I wanted to share...I know it would have been freakier if he would have crawled into the backseat or if she would have crashed the car :wiggle: can't have it all :rofl:
     
  14. Kelli

    Kelli O.O

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    :rofl: :bigthumb: that is awesome!!
     
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    Does that mean ok? :x:
     
  16. krs1

    krs1 Do you know how fast you were going?...How fast yo

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    u should have just started play whit his junk then see what she did haha
     
  17. BedBunny

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    so what does your husband think of you toying with his brother? he cool with it?
     
  18. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    :rofl:

    They are not blood related and my hubby is very secure. When we both told him the story later, of how she flip out, he was glad that we pissed her off. :mamoru:
     
  19. BedBunny

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    You hadn't mentioned him so I was wondering his reaction. Any chance for a MFM?
     
  20. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    Hubby isn't to keen on seeing other males penis's so that a no go :wtc:
     
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