Ha, My gf packs me healthfood lunches

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  1. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    She made me a lunch to take to work today and she knows I'm cutting so I open it up to find steak/turkey sandwich/cottage cheese/ and half a cookie.

    I thought the half cookie was rad cause she knows I'm killin myself but wouldn't want me to fully cheat with a full cookie.

    People who've done strict cutting can probably relate :bigthumb:

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    ya know, I WOULD show up, beat you unmercifly, chop off all your digits, blend them, then feed them to you for nourishment while I systematically peel off your skin and cauterize your body.

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    Too many calories :wtc:

    I have to save it for cheat days :(
     
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    :werd:

    She's getting flowers tonight. It's cool to see that she pays that much attention to what I do. She even clips out those recipes from Muscle & Fitness instead of all the other crap recipes.
     
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    Nope...maybe soon. We'll see :hs: :hyper:
     
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    :werd:

    Then I can't tell her to go home when I'm mad at her :o
     
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    does she massage the depots in your butt cheeks? thats when you know they're a keeper...
     
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    With her tongue :eek3:
     
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    marry her now you fool!
     
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    Good for you!!

    I usually come home for lunch everyday and without a doubt if my girl was there the night before, the foreman grill is out with 3 or 4 boneless skinless chicken breasts on it cooked and a bagel w/ cream cheese (low fat she buys ofcourse) and my malto shake are waiting for me.
    (Not to mention the washing is usually folded too)
     
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    Im talking to her right now. :naughty: :mamoru:
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Marry her, she's like the perfect woman. She even pins you for shits sake.
     
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    lol...it sounds like they're sisters. I come home and my house is clean/laundry is done/food is made and she's all smiles.

    :love:
     
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    Haha, tell her thanks for the cookie ;)

    and don't spoil the flowers :mad:
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    On second thought, don't marry her. Because the day you do all that shit will stop :p
     
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    before ya know it, Intellex's girl will go down to mexico and come back and say " look at what I got for you honey!!!" and she'll pull up her shirt and have all these sustanon redi-jects taped all over her body.
     
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    Good shit! They know how to care of business ;)
    We are both going to vist my sis in LA over halloween - have to hook up to party or workout when I'm there bro.
     
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    Hey, I'm thinking about starting BJJ. The reason is, I'm strong overall, but I feel like I'm missing some athleticism. Not sure that makes sense, but I think it'd be good for me.

    Any tips on picking a school/what to look for/etc?
     
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    We've already got a few parties lined up. Wanna do a pimps N Hos party with us?
     
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    wait wait wait....it gets better...Lemme get a photo
     
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    She told me to tell you that you are a lucky SOB.
     
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    She's a lucky dob too ;)

    Ask her, she'll tell you the same :mamoru:
     
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    I know what you mean, functional strength right ;)
    I think its wicked and BJJ is a usefull martial art to learn... however, you are put in a position where you are prone to injuries like a hyper extension of an elbow or knee joint etc, you wont be benching or squatting for a few days.

    There are so many places in cali to train, I'd say go try it out for free and see if you like it. If you are into harcore cutting, hit up a mua thai class!!
     
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    Totally down bro! Will let you know what days I will be there as I wont be booking until the middle of the month.
     
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