GUN Ha Ha!!!11 I've got a moderator's woman at my house!

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  1. footratfunkface

    footratfunkface New Member

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    Kellyclan, thanks for loaning me your woman. She's awesome. By the way, you're not getting her back. I gave her a back massage, and so she's now even more betrothed to me than when you came down here. Also, she said you should stop beating her, and that your numchuck skills are weak. And I shoot better than you. Tomorrow, I'm driving her around town to show her the places that you didn't get to see because you went to the range with me. Speaking of which, Thursday, we're going to the outdoor range. She gets to shoot my AR, which is something else you missed out on. She's sound asleep right now. I just put her to bed and tucked her in for you.

    Just thought I'd give you a little good-hearted elbow jab. I'll try not to ruin her for you TOO much. But you know, I do have complete function with both my hands, which means a lot to a woman.
     
  2. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    Thursday? I'll overnight you some locktite. :fawkd:

    Seth got me that P229 DAK he's been promising. At least SOMEBODY gets some cake. :squint:
     
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    footratfunkface New Member

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    Oh, did you have a birthday? Oh yeah, that's right, you did! Man, I almost forgot. I'm sorry, I'll tone down the charm so she's less distracted from the important things like birthdays. Sometimes I can't help it that I'm such a cool guy.
     
  4. Ahhh I to remember my first time with a woman. :rofl:
     
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    footratfunkface New Member

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    The love of my life has returned to her regularly scheduled programming. Thanks for letting me borrow her. Also, when she moves down here, I'm going to be her pool boy.
     
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    nunchucks, numbnuts.
     
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    footratfunkface New Member

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    I was using the word in the Napoleon Dynamite vernacular. Numchuck skills.
     
  8. RealFastV6

    RealFastV6 OMFGh4x0rzZ!!111

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    Penny Pics. :x:
     
  9. Platinum_Thunder

    Platinum_Thunder Reliability for life and liberty

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    fuck her in the shitter
     
  10. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    :eek3: IBLandfill
     
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    footratfunkface New Member

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    Sorry, all the nude pictures are in a lockbox, where they'll stay until she's famous enough for me to make money off of leaking them to a tabloid.
     
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    kimitt Sick of throwin' pixie dust...

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    I hope by that you meant the bathroom my friend.

    :ugh:
     
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    Brian Fantana New Member

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    Touche, Buster.




    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    footratfunkface New Member

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    There is no shit-fucking, for she is a lady, not a whore. Your girlfriend on the other hand...she'll let ANYONE play in the mud all day long.
     
  15. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    she loves teh sweet tea now...

    sigh.
     
  16. 7

    7 First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire.

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    She's moving to the dark side :noes:
     
  17. Platinum_Thunder

    Platinum_Thunder Reliability for life and liberty

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    I'm not dating your mother :noes:
     
  18. footratfunkface

    footratfunkface New Member

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    All I can say about pushin' the poop is that I don't want anything up my butt, so I can understand if a woman doesn't either.

    PT, however, has gotten an early start on prostate exams by having his male "partners" perform them on him daily.
     
  19. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    nunchaku, dopey.

    Edit: :uh: :repost:
     

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