gym talk in conversations

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  1. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    anyone else love the pudgy yet somewhat cute chicks that talk about how they can't wait to go to the gym after class .. when they're mowing down a bag of cheetos with a diet pepsi before they "attack the cardios"

    girl made my penis all emotionally limp .. probably has those puffy nips .. kinda chick id cut open with a light saber and hide in if it gets any colder up here .. so im thinkin' bout givin' her my number in case one of those day after tomorrow events happens :ugh: ...... or cause puffy nipples remind me of a sexy care bear with a fuzzy yet inviting penis garage

    sample:
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    or while they're sipping on a giant iced caramel machiatto and scarfing down a blueberry scone as a "light breakfast" from starbucks
     
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    Blueberries are awesome in anything.
     
  4. Centipedes? In My Vagina

    Centipedes? In My Vagina It's more common than you think

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    meh okay for Monday play. Not so much for Friday.
     
  5. Finest

    Finest OG #93

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    Admit it, if she gave you some play, you'd still hit that shit.
     
  6. Blade

    Blade Time to swolercize

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    i love a good chubs with a nice fupa. each one has a different look to it. i love the ones that look like they'll swallow my hog whole.
     
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  9. energie

    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    Or the guy talking about not going out for a month, then tells everyone he's gonna start creatine which is like a legal steroid and he's gonna gain 15lbs off it
     
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    More cusion for the pushin'
     
  11. Blade

    Blade Time to swolercize

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    who doesnt love a good fupa
     
  12. erok81

    erok81 All your canyons are belong to me!!

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    I'm not sure I understand.

    Can you post a few more examples?
     
  13. Satellite

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    I would crush the hell out of Kelly Clarkson. Post more.

    And puffy nips ftw.
     
  14. BoypussY

    BoypussY game over.

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    fucking dot.
     
  15. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    .. id fuck a chubby kelly clarkson .. fupa is like .. a sensitive pillow that begs to be covered with your whipped topping .. fupa splurge



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  16. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    i would give her my seed
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    she probably tastes like a boston creme donut on the inside
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    i would paint her face 17 shades of translucent white
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  17. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    chubby chicks are pigs in bed .. plus they'll do your laundry and make you breakfast in the morning .. fucking score
     
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    Hey Dick Sneeze.....Get back on track.....Talk about the pudgy monday twat waffles....
     
  19. Bacchus

    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    yep.

    they know they don't have the bod, so they know they have to perform extra well in bed to keep you around.

    Plus, they give good head because they're always hungry
     
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    make her do AtoM and then never call her back lol
     
  21. Hood Moses

    Hood Moses I part the Black Seas...

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    Id get her preggers

    Let the chubby gobble on my balls while fag from last season sucks me off
     
  22. Thelonius

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    Fat women seem to talk about the gym more than anyone else.
     
  23. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    any curvy plump bitch ive lathered internally .. always gives up anal .. i dunno if its cause they enjoy it cause their clit has disappeared like mike larocco in the whoops .. or if its cause the sweat from their ass crack provides the perfect mix of lube and testicle buffering ..

    i want a fat chick to jerk me off with her feet while i fist her with a pizza
     
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    i love fat chicks, they always get super wet and will do almost anything
     
  25. BoypussY

    BoypussY game over.

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    kelly clarkson is fucking fat and ugly but tries desperately to be hot :rofl::rofl:
     
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