Gym Quirks?

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  1. igo4bmx

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    stole idea from the thread in the main forum.

    What kind of quirks do you have in the gym?

    when i bench, i have to stretch out each finger by pressing each finger against the bar, and also bring my face up to the bar, then back down, and lift.

    i slap my biceps when i work them out (heavy sets only) so blood rushes into them.

    When i do deadlifts, i have to rest my knees on the bar for like 5-10 seconds

    sometimes i smack myself in the face now to try to get excited, but doesn't work too well.
     
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    i shake my head like ronnie coleman after heavy lifts/sets.. otherwise i feel like i'm gonna pass out. :hs:

    and i fart when i do leg presses.
     
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    200 pushups before lifting.
     
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    I smack my quads sometimes
     
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    I shit in front of the squat rack, marking my territory.
     
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    today at my gym some kids doing quartersquats were saying "lightweight":mamoru:
     
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    i like to weep before pullling
     
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    I usually piss around the squat rack as soon as I get in to the gym. Warm up, put the briefs on, then I cut myself and and make a pentagram in blood on the mirror. I follow that up with 10 minutes of Pagan chants. Ready to go after that.
     
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    is South of Heaven or Raining Blood playing in the background?
     
  14. GuOD

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    oh i have one.

    i wipe the bottom of my shoes with my hands before benching! slippery floors ftl
     
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    yeah, thats just kinda gross
     
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    I always change into shorts and a T-shirt right before I work out, then afterwards I change back into street clothes.
     
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    I usually turn the t.v. that's in the gym onto some random channel like the food network or something. The guys that clean the building are usually watching basketball or baseball just chilling in the gym. I love almost all sports and it kills me to change it, but fuck those guys. They need to do their job instead of just slacking off in the gym hiding from their boss.
     
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    so you'll grab a metal bar people sweated all over and shit but you won't wipe dust off your shoe? :coolugh:
     
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    Meh I just look at myself in the mirror constantly wishing I were bigger.
     
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    dont try and confuse me with a logical response
     
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    I use chalk on almost everything. Does that count?

    There are some dumbass high school kids that think it makes them look cooler to say things that might offend some. For example; they say really loudly, "let's lift for tits." Then proceed to 1/4 squat some light weight yelling tits at the top of every rep. Then slap fight after each set. This happens with all workouts everytime they are at the gym as well.
     
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